"You think she's pretty?"

[out_by_sixteen]

Any normal other time, I wouldn't have had to waste my breath on more than one syllable, two letters, on the subject of "love at first sight". Pretty fucking incredible how different some things start to look through yellow goddamn eyes, huh

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[deadonthescene]

Just... try to get along with Pam tomorrow, okay?

[out_by_sixteen]

... I'm not gonna eat our mother, B.

I mean, please. If nothing else, I'd go into sugar shock.

[deadonthescene]

I know that. All of that.

I just don't want her getting in the way, alright?

[out_by_sixteen]

If she really starts nosing around, I'll just... tell her I've finally agreed to start wearing a bra, or something. Should send her off to the happy place for a little while, at least.

[deadonthescene]

You could always tell her about Jason. Unless, of course, she suddenly has standards. (Um. Speaking of, have you seen Jason lately?)

[out_by_sixteen]

... from about fifty yards away, before running in the opposite direction.

(Didn't bite him. So you know.)