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Something I found yesterday in a rummage session that brought great joy to my minty face.

"Dynamite Faced Walrus 2:
Not quite as good as the first one, but it's a villanelle gosh darn it! A VILLANELLE!

Beware the walrus with dynamite on his face
For dynamite causes walruses to explode
Exploding walruses mess up the place

A stick of dynamite bound to his face
Puts this one gentle creature in kamikaze mode
Beware the walrus with dynamite on his face

They never expect an attack from the race
Of walruses, never known to explode
Exploding walruses mess up the place

The vitims scream while blown into space
"Run away! Get off the road!
Beware the walrus with dynamite on his face!"

The walrus is merciless, with stealth and grace
It's mission is to swim and then to explode
Exploding walruses mess up the place

With a stick of dynamite on his face
Never well does his presence bode
Beware the walrus with dynamite on his face
Exploding walruses mess up the place.

-Sir St. Dr. Alexander Sutherland Miller Esq. Jr. III, Ph.D."
aka SANDY MILLER

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