Fucking on the first date.
1. No matter if you like someone or not, you will probably wish them a happy birthday if everyone else does so.
2. Falling asleep to a random playlist of music is sublime. Your subconscious waking you so that you can enjoy certain songs is moreso.
3. Climbing into bed- then wiggling your feet out of your socks under the covers- then pushing them out of the bed is fun.
4. You can tell me anything and I will probably keep it a secret, not for your sake but for my own.
5. Some people are sexy at unexpected moments. Some people are unexpectedly sexy.
6. The lyrics of songs are best kept in the songs- take away the music and you will realize why poets don't make money.
7. Physical activity in the cold hurts your lungs. It's usually worth it.
8. The closest you can feel to someone is in open air.
9. Puppies.
10. ZZ Top is a lot better than you think they are.
11. Making mathematical equations out of the numbers on your digital clock is fun. 7:25 p.m. 7-2=5.
12. Reading someone's horoscope to them can be charming.
13. You can shift someone's mood with your own. Holding a pen in your mouth uses the same muscles as when you smile- you can feel happier when you stuff your mouth with pens.
14. If your jaw starts hurting, it's time to stop.
15. Rediscovering songs you've lost along the way can flood you with vivid memories.
16. You can hear better when you close your eyes.
17. Most everyone looks good in black. Few people look good in orange.
18. My face is the third image to appear on Google's image search.
19. It's never lucky to end on an odd number.
2. Falling asleep to a random playlist of music is sublime. Your subconscious waking you so that you can enjoy certain songs is moreso.
3. Climbing into bed- then wiggling your feet out of your socks under the covers- then pushing them out of the bed is fun.
4. You can tell me anything and I will probably keep it a secret, not for your sake but for my own.
5. Some people are sexy at unexpected moments. Some people are unexpectedly sexy.
6. The lyrics of songs are best kept in the songs- take away the music and you will realize why poets don't make money.
7. Physical activity in the cold hurts your lungs. It's usually worth it.
8. The closest you can feel to someone is in open air.
9. Puppies.
10. ZZ Top is a lot better than you think they are.
11. Making mathematical equations out of the numbers on your digital clock is fun. 7:25 p.m. 7-2=5.
12. Reading someone's horoscope to them can be charming.
13. You can shift someone's mood with your own. Holding a pen in your mouth uses the same muscles as when you smile- you can feel happier when you stuff your mouth with pens.
14. If your jaw starts hurting, it's time to stop.
15. Rediscovering songs you've lost along the way can flood you with vivid memories.
16. You can hear better when you close your eyes.
17. Most everyone looks good in black. Few people look good in orange.
18. My face is the third image to appear on Google's image search.
19. It's never lucky to end on an odd number.