[2.3] What's the most important quality your ideal partner would have?
Sooo Dr Lawrence Love (And please, that is so lame, Dr Drew could own you. And Lola? What was she a hooker in another life?) you think that couples that don't fight are heavily medicated? Well, I'm not saying you're wrong, I mean you have a Ph.D. right? You are a real doctor right? 'cause I could have a Ph.D. too if I wanted.
Anyway. Me and Alec? We don't fight. Even when I call him a fucking moron for being upset that his idiot brothers are dead. And really, the world isn't missing much with them gone. In fact, I personally think they've gained something. Darwinism is your friend, people.
And Dr Love? I am older, wiser and better looking than you. You can deny it but the only thing you can maybe match me on is the looks, 'cause you're hot. But the older and wiser, sorry I trump you. Sure I'm paying you, but it's not like it's money I've earned, or even stolen, it's just money, who knows if it's even real. You might want to check your bank account, eh?
Alec and I don't fight. We try to fight but apparently we're just too rational for it to work.
He leaves the seat up. ...So I put it down. He hogs the covers. I hit him and take them back. (And then he takes them again and it's a vicious circle, but now I have his side of the bed so it's okay.) He doesn't like how I use the toothpaste? Well he's an idiot and he doesn't have to watch.
See that's the thing with humans. You watch. You don't like something so you watch it to make yourself steadily more annoyed. Like a car crash. LOOK AWAY IDIOTS!
So there's my answer Dr Love. What is the most important quality in my ideal partner? That he be Alec.
Yeah, the thought kind of makes me crave a murder too. Maybe after lunch...
Anyway. Me and Alec? We don't fight. Even when I call him a fucking moron for being upset that his idiot brothers are dead. And really, the world isn't missing much with them gone. In fact, I personally think they've gained something. Darwinism is your friend, people.
And Dr Love? I am older, wiser and better looking than you. You can deny it but the only thing you can maybe match me on is the looks, 'cause you're hot. But the older and wiser, sorry I trump you. Sure I'm paying you, but it's not like it's money I've earned, or even stolen, it's just money, who knows if it's even real. You might want to check your bank account, eh?
Alec and I don't fight. We try to fight but apparently we're just too rational for it to work.
He leaves the seat up. ...So I put it down. He hogs the covers. I hit him and take them back. (And then he takes them again and it's a vicious circle, but now I have his side of the bed so it's okay.) He doesn't like how I use the toothpaste? Well he's an idiot and he doesn't have to watch.
See that's the thing with humans. You watch. You don't like something so you watch it to make yourself steadily more annoyed. Like a car crash. LOOK AWAY IDIOTS!
So there's my answer Dr Love. What is the most important quality in my ideal partner? That he be Alec.
Yeah, the thought kind of makes me crave a murder too. Maybe after lunch...