[1.1] How did you meet your partner?
The Internet, we're forever indebted to Al Gore. See, there's this thing called Livejournal, I know, I know it's a shock, but that's how we met. I said I liked French fries and things that are red and he secretly fell in love with me. At least for the day.
So then we went on a date at Gregg's in Rhode Island and we had a lot of sex. A lot. And while I'm sure that's not the best way to start a relationship, well… you can deal. It builds character. Of course neither of us actually wanted a relationship so that might have been it. And then after a while, I'd show up. He'd call, we'd grab a bit of something entirely too unhealthy to be decent. Then he started calling more and I started showing up more and there was more sex, clearly, and then fucking bam we were in love. Yes, the thought of it makes me want to gag too.
But that's not the point of this is it? No. The point is that we met online and he suggested I try red kool aid so I did. He said the chocolate cake was orgasmic, so I made him prove it. I licked his fork and he told me we needed to have, and I quote, "mad, acrobatic sex". Maybe it was some sort of weird love at first sight that didn’t manifest for three months or whatever. Details, nothing but details.
It was a Tuesday, I had a day off from saving Winchester tail and wouldn't you know it, the demon meets her dream man.
Lucky me, huh?
Now, I have a date with a kitten, a bed, a movie and hopefully a corndog. You never know with cats, sneaky little fuckers. Oh, maybe we can order Chinese...
So then we went on a date at Gregg's in Rhode Island and we had a lot of sex. A lot. And while I'm sure that's not the best way to start a relationship, well… you can deal. It builds character. Of course neither of us actually wanted a relationship so that might have been it. And then after a while, I'd show up. He'd call, we'd grab a bit of something entirely too unhealthy to be decent. Then he started calling more and I started showing up more and there was more sex, clearly, and then fucking bam we were in love. Yes, the thought of it makes me want to gag too.
But that's not the point of this is it? No. The point is that we met online and he suggested I try red kool aid so I did. He said the chocolate cake was orgasmic, so I made him prove it. I licked his fork and he told me we needed to have, and I quote, "mad, acrobatic sex". Maybe it was some sort of weird love at first sight that didn’t manifest for three months or whatever. Details, nothing but details.
It was a Tuesday, I had a day off from saving Winchester tail and wouldn't you know it, the demon meets her dream man.
Lucky me, huh?
Now, I have a date with a kitten, a bed, a movie and hopefully a corndog. You never know with cats, sneaky little fuckers. Oh, maybe we can order Chinese...