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For tvrealm, and the Top 50 Challenge. 50 (in my opinion) fabulous moments from The Office. I'm positive I missed something equally fabulous, but it has to be exactly 50.
Good caps from here, dodgy ones I did.
For some reason this isn't showing up at all in Firefox, but it is in Chrome & IE. I don't know what's wrong with Firefox and this.
Please don't post any of this on Tumblr. I'll dust off my own and do them sometime.
Pilot, 1x01
Pam: Okay, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and that I do not agree with, you would maybe... not be a very good driver.
Dwight: Aw, man! Am I a woman?
Diversity Day, 1x02
Michael: Attention everyone, hello! Yes, I just want you to know that this is not my decision but from here on out, we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here, we must only discuss work associated things. And uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.
Jim: Does that include "That's what she said?"
Michael: Mmm hmm, yes.
Jim: Wow. That is really hard. ...You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...
Michael: That's what she said!
Sexual Harassment, 2x02
Jim: Dwight, you forgot your bumper.
The Injury, 2x12
Pam: No, Dwight is not my friend... Oh my God, Dwight is kind of my friend.
The Injury, 2x12
Casino Night, 2x22
Jim: Oh. Andy. I thought of one last tact you can take with Pam.
Andy: Yeah.
Jim: Quick question - do you play the guitar?
Andy: I play the banjo.
Jim: Hold on, let me think about that, yes, that'll work. But can you sing in a sexy high falsetto voice?
The Convict, 3x09
A Benihana Christmas, 3x10/11
Dwight: So, you're PMS-ing pretty bad, huh?
Back from Vacation, 3x12
Traveling Salesmen, 3x13
Andy: Fine. I'll just sit at my desk and be quiet. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. [hidden cell phone starts to ring] Excuse me. And I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them. Here's a little newsflash! It's not funny! In fact, it's pretty freakin' unfunny! Oh, my GOD. That... was an overreaction. Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? Pam, you good?
The Return, 3x14
Michael: I am really proud of you.
Business School, 3x17
Jim: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
Product Recall, 3x21
Pam: I haven't heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him. And if he never comes back again, that's okay. We're friends. And I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just... we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down and then he did the same to me, but you know what? It's okay. I am totally fine. Everything is going to be totally...
Jim: Pam. Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?
Pam: Yes.
Jim: All right. Then... it's a date.
Pam: I'm sorry, what was the question?
The Job, 3x24/25
Michael: This is going to be a very good year. Very good. Jan is home, Jim is back, my protege Ryan is at corporate, good stuff. Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team, I feel very blessed... (Hits Meredith with his car) ....
Fun Run, 4x01/02
Toby: And the winner is Toby Flenderson!
Kelly: I saw, I wrote it down.
Fun Run, 4x01/02
Jim: Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton? Yeah, I didn't think I had. Well, it was all about Pam. Yeah, I mean, she was with Roy... and I just couldn't take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't concentrate on anything. And then weird stuff, like, food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. And it is something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. And that includes you.
Money, 4x07/08
Jim: So, the deal was, Dwight doesn't blow anything up, and I wear a costume... And a mustache.
Branch Wars, 4x10
Michael: Just wait. 10 years, you'll figure it out.
Jim: Well, I don't think I'll be here in 10 years, but...
Michael: That's what I said. That's what she said.
Survivor Man, 4x11
Dinner Party, 4x13
Toby: I have an announcement, uh, to make. I am moving to Costa Rica. Thought about it for a long time now, and I'm finally gonna do it. So... I'm just gonna hop the fence and jog home now
Night Out, 4x15
Michael: Earth to Stanley!
Stanley: Not me.
Michael: Yes you. Come on. Stanley. Put your little game down and join the group.
Stanley: No.
Michael: Stanley we're havin' a little brainstorm session--
Stanley: Did I stutter!?
Did I Stutter, 4x16
Toby: I would love to have a picture of the two of us, to also take to Costa Rica.
Pam: Sure do you have a camera here?
Toby: No. Uhh.. [yelling] Does anyone have a camera here? No one has a camera here. Um, I'll go get one.
Goodbye Toby, 4x18/19
Weight Loss, 5x01/02
Kelly: Dwight, get out of my nook.
Pam: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Jim: Good one.
Customer Survey, 5x07
Michael: Great practical joke, Jim. You got me to go to the annex. NOO GOD! NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!
Frame Toby, 5x09
Angela: Now, I have to take care of a legal issue.
Andy: Was that hot or what?
The Surplus, 5x10
Jim: Andy still doesn't know that Angela's having an affair with Dwight... and it's been 17 days. I mean, eventually he'll figure it out, when their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth.
The Duel, 5x12
Stress Relief, 5x14/15
Pam: We don't normally download films illegally. Because we're honest hard-working people.
Jim: And we don't know how.
Stress Relief, 5x14/14
Pam: He said that you told him how much you love me. About how you feel when I walk in a room. And about how you've never doubted for a second that I'm the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. I guess he's never felt that way about my mom, even at their best.
Jim: You okay?
Pam: Yeah. When you're a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.
Stress Relief, 5x14/15
Oscar: I want to get that image out of my head. The psychological issues that go behind licking a cat, are not things I want to go into. Also I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball.
Lecture Circuit Part 2, 5x17
Kelly: I'm too excited to sleep!
Lecture Circuit Part 2, 5x17
Andy: Okay, okay, okay Tuna.
Kelly: Hey guys!
Jim: Hey.
Andy: Hello.
Heavy Competition, 5x24
Kelly: Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?
Meredith: It's casual day.
Casual Friday, 5x26
Company Picnic, 5x28
Pam: Can you take Andy to the hospital?
Jim: What?
Pam: He tore his scrotum dancing.
Jim: What?
Pam: He is in my room icing his balls.
Niagara, 6x04/05
Niagara, 6x04/05
Jim: I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that YouTube video. I knew we'd need a backup plan. The boat was actually Plan C, the church was Plan B, and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.
Niagara, 6x04/05
Koi Pond, 6x08
Double Date, 6x09
The Delivery, 6x17/18
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Nepotism, 7x01
Andy's Play, 7x03
Andy: Why does Erin like Gabe?
Darryl: Andy, look, all I know is that if I was a girl, and I had to choose between the tall dude who loved Asia, and the you looking dude who loves sweaters and wearing sweaters...I'd choose you.
Andy: That's really nice. Thank you.
Darryl: And I'd blow your mind.
Viewing Party, 7x08
Darryl: Come to parking lot. Crazy pigeon action?
Andy: Shhh. You're gonna scare 'em away.
Darryl: That's a text. [high fives]
Andy: Yeah. Right.
Darryl: That's your new standard.
China, 7x10
David: Where are you working?
Michael: Dunder Mifflin.
David: Any jobs going?
Michael: No, not right now.
David: Just let me know.
Michael: Alright. See you around.
David: OK, man.
Michael: Bye-bye. What a nice guy.
The Seminar, 7x14
Pam: No, he wasn't sad. He was full of hope...about Colorado, and he was hoping to get an upgrade as an awards member. And he said he was just real excited to get home and see Holly.
Goodbye Michael, 7x22
Dwight: I am telling you this because I care too much about this job to be blackmailed into doing it poorly. All I've ever wanted was to be manager here. And if you feel that you cannot promote me over this one accident, I understand. But if you think that extortion is worse...
Jo: Shooting is worse! Are you kidding me? It's not even in the same...you shot a gun? What is wrong with you?
Dwight: It was a Beaumont-Adams, if that helps.
Jo: Beaumont-Adams is a girl's gun. That just makes it plain stupid.
Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager, 7x24
Andy: In my family, you don't really go out and get things. If you want something, you write it on a list, and then the housekeeper goes out and gets it on Wednesdays and Fridays. So I don't know. I guess you could say that this job is on my list. And we'll see what Rosa comes back with.
Search Committee, 7x25/26