Eight Singles Sold -- [ text -- english / TRANSLATION FAIL ]
[ There are some thing Shuichi shouldn't do at early hours of the morning after just waking up from a weird dream. Especially after two or three weeks of chaos. Trying to text while barely awake, then translate that text into english is one of them. The text is obvious meant for one person, but it goes out onto the network regardless. ]
Seguchi-san,
I'm not sure how to say this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in the car and I saw you sitting on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning the car to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory, okay? I'll always remember your pep talks and how you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Best of luck on the sex change, Shindou Shuichi.
Seguchi-san,
I'm not sure how to say this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in the car and I saw you sitting on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning the car to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory, okay? I'll always remember your pep talks and how you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Best of luck on the sex change, Shindou Shuichi.