Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.
Today was loooooong, cadets.
The beach was all right, except for the annoying ass dj and the lack of things to do overall. But, hey, better than sitting at home and watching TV.
After the trip, Hoarty, Evan, and I went out for Thai and then we watched MST3K. A grand old fucking time. That Evan kid and that Hoarty kid...I guess they don't suck as much shit as I thought. Maybe they only gargle piss. Nah, you guys are all right.
Fucking tired, though. That's for damn sure. Our Hero is exhausted and it's only the end of Tuesday.
Nervous about Saturday already. Hopefully that will subside.
And you know what else about Saturday? It's a zombie day on Sci-Fi...man, the things I sacrifice...
Closing thought: People who find being shit upon sexy are fucking gross. What's with you people? Did your mom not hug you enough? Or did she wipe your ass too much? Or are you maybe just really disgusting? Good god, it's shit for shit's sake! You're not supposed to touch it, let alone have it dumped fresh and steaming onto your chest and genitals! You're going to catch something, and then you'll see the folly of your fecal-loving ways.
The beach was all right, except for the annoying ass dj and the lack of things to do overall. But, hey, better than sitting at home and watching TV.
After the trip, Hoarty, Evan, and I went out for Thai and then we watched MST3K. A grand old fucking time. That Evan kid and that Hoarty kid...I guess they don't suck as much shit as I thought. Maybe they only gargle piss. Nah, you guys are all right.
Fucking tired, though. That's for damn sure. Our Hero is exhausted and it's only the end of Tuesday.
Nervous about Saturday already. Hopefully that will subside.
And you know what else about Saturday? It's a zombie day on Sci-Fi...man, the things I sacrifice...
Closing thought: People who find being shit upon sexy are fucking gross. What's with you people? Did your mom not hug you enough? Or did she wipe your ass too much? Or are you maybe just really disgusting? Good god, it's shit for shit's sake! You're not supposed to touch it, let alone have it dumped fresh and steaming onto your chest and genitals! You're going to catch something, and then you'll see the folly of your fecal-loving ways.