I never do these things, but I got bored and found my results funny.
Your Linguistic Profile:
75% General American English
20% Yankee
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Dixie
0% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak? I think that's pretty funny seeing as how I've only ever lived in Louisiana, Texas, and Georgia. The upper Midwestern makes sense though I guess since both my parents are from Wisconsin.
Yay for pointless posts.