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Nov 14, 2005 10:04

Dandaman1440: wanna fight?
nmberfrty1: sure
Dandaman1440: yesss
nmberfrty1: about what?!
nmberfrty1: what are we fighting about!?!?
nmberfrty1: lets go!
Dandaman1440: um, nto that kind of fight.. asshole
Dandaman1440: i mean tlike, mud wrestle type fighhting
nmberfrty1: ohh...hmmm
Dandaman1440: but i must warn you my skills as a ninja puts you at a considerabl;e disadvantage
nmberfrty1: who is this and what did you do with dan?
nmberfrty1: i feel like hellll, what the fuck, why do i always get sick when i have a crazy week
Dandaman1440: cuz you touch yourself at night
nmberfrty1: right. gods getting back at me
Dandaman1440: yup
Dandaman1440: you rlucky your not blind
Dandaman1440: wanna hear a joke?
Dandaman1440: yes you do
nmberfrty1: yes yes ok
nmberfrty1: go
Dandaman1440: so this guy walks into his psychiatrists office and is like... doc, ive been havign these crazy dreams the last couple nights and i dont know what to do
Dandaman1440: last night i dreamt i was a wigwam, and the night before i dreamt i was a teepee
Dandaman1440: the doctor thinks for a second and then says.. relax, your just too tense...
Dandaman1440: HAHHA YESSSSSS
nmberfrty1: hahahahahaha
nmberfrty1: dan, whats wrong with you this morning
Dandaman1440: full nights sleep
Dandaman1440: its a dangerous thing for ne
Dandaman1440: me
nmberfrty1: haha
nmberfrty1: yep about that
Dandaman1440: woo
Dandaman1440: get it tho?
nmberfrty1: yes
nmberfrty1: TENTS
Dandaman1440: too tense? too tents?
Dandaman1440: two
Dandaman1440: yes
nmberfrty1: idoits
Dandaman1440: YES
nmberfrty1: IDOITS
Dandaman1440: HA
Dandaman1440: IDOIT
nmberfrty1: i hate math
nmberfrty1: and
nmberfrty1: tea isnt makign me feel better
nmberfrty1: thts when you know im sick
Dandaman1440: what type r u drinking?
Dandaman1440: dont say tazo..
nmberfrty1: TAZO
nmberfrty1: its orange
Dandaman1440: ugh that shit is all preservatives
Dandaman1440: it wont do anything for you
Dandaman1440: im drinking lemon / ginger green tea
nmberfrty1: i like the way it tastes in my mouth
Dandaman1440: ..
nmberfrty1: i do.
nmberfrty1: lemon ginger makes me wanna throw up
nmberfrty1: no one wants to eat roots
nmberfrty1: yep thats what i thought
Dandaman1440: so good
nmberfrty1:
nmberfrty1: i wanna be sleepinggggg
Dandaman1440: aw
Dandaman1440: tear
nmberfrty1: shut up
Dandaman1440: u can sleep in my bed of amazingness
nmberfrty1: oh really
nmberfrty1: amazingness?
Dandaman1440: yes
nmberfrty1: i doubt that
Dandaman1440: u have no idea
Dandaman1440: it does all the work for me
nmberfrty1: ...?
Dandaman1440: i wake up every morning stuck tot he front of my pants
nmberfrty1: well thats special
Dandaman1440: intrigued
nmberfrty1: were you drinking beers before breakfast again?
Dandaman1440: i burned my bagels
nmberfrty1: thats funny
Dandaman1440: yes maam
nmberfrty1: are you working today?
Dandaman1440: of coursei am
nmberfrty1: thats right i forgot
Dandaman1440: asshole
Dandaman1440: ets fight
nmberfrty1: ok, lets go
Dandaman1440: naked?
nmberfrty1: nope
Dandaman1440: oh
Dandaman1440: i am hahaha
Dandaman1440: i lov enaked time
nmberfrty1: im sure you do
Dandaman1440: i do
Dandaman1440: suc h freedom
Dandaman1440: let everything air out...
nmberfrty1: its kinda cold
Dandaman1440: my room is usually a good temp
Dandaman1440: which u would know if u ever visite
Dandaman1440: d
nmberfrty1: i dont want to accidentlly interrupt naked time
Dandaman1440: yes you dooo
nmberfrty1: nope, not really
Dandaman1440: asshole
nmberfrty1: haha
Dandaman1440: alrighty well its shower tiem for this guy
Dandaman1440: pz nugga
nmberfrty1: dont touch yourself too much
Dandaman1440: riiiight
Dandaman1440: im suprised this fuckin thing hasnt fallen off yet
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