Just an idea..
I was reading something today that made me think of something. What it was was well...It was about a taping of Dr. Phil (Heh) where he was doing the basic "Build 'em up, knock 'em down" thing..He got fat women to wear shirts saying things like "lard butt" or "wide load" stuff like that..Basicly a shirt that points out your flaws. So what I want you all to do is post anonymously (or not, if you have eneugh pride) what your shirt would say. You don't have to, I don't know if anyone will..But its an idea.