Bet You Don't Know
Title: Bet You Don't Know...?
Prompt: Shock
Fandom: DBSK
Pairings: None
Characters: Yoochun-centric with LSM (say WHUT!?) co-starring lol
Rating: PG:13
Length: 946 words
A/N: ripped off email joke that i felt like writing in times of boredom :P
When Yoochun auditioned for SM Entertainment he knew that he wasn’t exactly one in a million. He was pretty bland to be honest. He had a good voice, was okay looking and had a fun personality. Although he couldn’t dance to save his life. So when it came time for his turn, after belting out a very soulful rendition of Shape Of My Heart by the Backstreet Boys he was granted a plane trip to Korea, an interview with LSM himself.
Obviously he was nervous, and wondered how he could stand out against the other kids. When he walked into the room he realized that he was the only one of his kind. He was dressed like a thug, baggy clothes and big jeans dripping with fake jewelry. Everyone else was dress in the same bland colours, same size with the same M-cut that was the style back in the day.
He sat down and practiced his lines, his rhythm, his rap and his harmony and prayed that he would get through. When his name was called he literally felt like he just ate his own heart.
“Give me one reason why I should train you?” LSM said the instant that Yoochun sat down.
Yoochun thought for a long moment and answered “Give me a name, any name, and I swear I know them”
LSM laughed at the proposition, but decided to string the young boy along. “Alright, do you know…Jin Young Park?”
“JY Park? He used to be my younger brother’s English teacher” Yoochun told him with a smile.
LSM shook his head in disbelief “Prove it”
So off they went, taking LSM personal limo service, off to where JY Park lived creating his next amazing band, auditioning trainee’s just as LSM was. Once they arrived at the house Yoochun got out calmly and knocked at the door.
JYP opened it and smiled the instant he saw Yoochun “Yoochunnie! It’s been so long! Last time I saw you, you were this high!” He said putting his hand next to his thigh. Yoochun and JYP began an animated conversation about the past, and why Yoochun hadn’t come and visited him earlier.
With a last wave LSM turned to Yoochun “Alright, you got this one, but I bet you don’t know Yoon Eun Hye.
Yoochun gave a small smile, and cupped the back of his neck embarrassed “She use to go out with my younger brother” LSM laughed as they got into the limo. They sat in silence as they the limo sped down the high way and stopped in front of a simple two story building “It’s changed from what I remember” Yoochun murmured stepping onto the drive way.
LSM knocked on the door with a smug smile on his face and an old wrinkled man with a cane opened for them. In a rough voice he greeted “What can I help, wait, no, Park Yoochun? Is that you?” He pulled Yoochun into a hug and Yoochun laughed.
“Mr. Yoon! It’s been so long! Is Eun Hye around?” Yoochun asked facing the old man
The old man coughed “No she just left for a movie, I could tell her you came by thought, she would be really sad”
Yoochun laughed “Just ask her to give me a ring when she comes in alright?”
The old man nodded, they hugged one more time and than they were walking back to the limo. LSM was dumfounded “That was absoulutely pure dumb luck~!” He began to shake his head.
Yoochun laughed “So am I in?”
“You have to prove one more person, are you ready? I doubt you even know him though” LSM gave an evil, hearty laugh and looked Yoochun in the eyes “Kim Jung Il”
Yoochun looked carefully from side to side “Um, he use to work for my dad…”
LSM gave a laugh and of course replied “Prove it”
So two hours, a silent flight and an hour in the car they ended up in front of parliament house, where Kim Jung Il was to make an appearance before the crowds. It was packed so Yoochun turned to LSM and in a small voice asked “Do you mind if I go to him alone? I’ll give you a signal that he knows me”
LSM nodded, as the two separated ways. LSM found a good view, right in the middle. Moments passed and low and behold Yoochun came out, waved to the crowds with Kim Jung Il laughed next to him. When the announcement was over Yoochun went to go find LSM. While searching the crowds Yoochun sees the familiar old man in the first aid tent.
Yoochun runs through the crowds and rushes to LSM side “Sir? Are you okay? What happened?”
The nurse answered “He fainted, right there in the middle of the crowd” She shook her head and went to go tend to another patient.
“I’m sorry” Yoochun whispered in embarrassment.
“No, its not that” LSM wheezes “It’s just…the girl that was standing next to me…when you came on she tapped my shoulder and asked…”
“Asked what?” Yoochun questioned. LSM looked up at him in wide eyes and fear glazed over the white orbs.
“‘you don’t happen to know who that guy is next to Yoochun is do you?’” LSM coughed, and Yoochun opened his mouth but was cut off by LSM “You got the job, you start Monday morning”
Yoochun bowed and began to jump excitedly on the spot. In his excitement he pulled LSM into a hug to which LSM replied “If you tell anyone of the events of the past week, I will kill you personally with my own two hands”
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight~! lol