The Complete Biography of Severus Snape

[our_spring_ice]

The Complete Biography of Severus SnapeFirst off, I would like to apologize for a glaring error I made while writing the Malfoy Trilogy. I mistakenly assumed that Mr. Severus Snape engaged in lewd sexual conduct with Mr. Lucius Malfoy for his money. This is blatantly untrue, as Mr. Snape kindly informed me. He is, in fact, a wizard who gives out

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[acerbus_severus]

I have never been enrolled in a correspondence course, much less KwikSpell correspondence courses.

[our_spring_ice]

Really? But Harry Potter *points to not_a_liar* swore that this was true! Now, with a username like his, I must say that I am inclined to trust his word over yours, Mr. Snape. No offense intended, of course!

[acerbus_severus]

None taken, of course. You're still wrong, though.

[our_spring_ice]

Hm. I like your overconfidence. I have since revised the first edition and added on tidbits about your present and future activities. What did you think of those? Surely I cannot be wrong about that as well!

[not_a_liar]

Excuse me. I don't remember ever saying that Professor Snape took correspondence classes. I'm sure you've just got your sources confused.

[our_spring_ice]

Harry! You were so adamant in telling me this a few hours ago! Did you change your mind? Are you afraid of getting in trouble with Professor Snape?

[not_a_liar]

I'm certainly not afraid of getting in trouble.

I think your facts are just a bit confused. Or your sources are.

[our_spring_ice]

Very well. I understand that you are afraid, Harry. I will take back what I said about you being the source, then. I wouldn't dream of getting you into trouble with Professor Snape!

[shadowed_kat]

*dry* Anything you say can and will be twisted about horribly for her amusement.

[acerbus_severus]

Exactly what I'm counting on, actually.

[shadowed_kat]

Strange kinks you have.

[acerbus_severus]

I hit the nail on the head when I said that you were definitely not a Slytherin. This only proves my point.

[shadowed_kat]

Aww. *sighs sadly and scoops up her pet dragon, hugging him* Nasty potions master isn't very nice, is he, Lockheed? Nope.

*smiles sweetly* Are you sure the S stands for Severus, not Smug?

[bitter_fruit]

Quite a life you've had, Professor.

[acerbus_severus]

Yes, it certainly seems as though I have, Miss Bulstrode.