Breaking News!

[our_spring_ice]

Breaking News!
This just in - pictures of Harry & Draco after their confrontation with Lucius have been released! If you were wondering what those two were up to, hidden in that bathroom, wonder no more!

Comments

[shadowed_kat]

...Oh, god. *sighs* ...Well, I suppose they'll have trouble suing you from inside a black hole.

[our_spring_ice]

What do I care about being sued anyway? Their laws hardly apply to me.

[shadowed_kat]

...I suppose that's true. *shakes head* Well. What's your next story going to be on?

[our_spring_ice]

Some guy named Scorpius. And I need to check up on another reporter who's been missing for the past while.

[shadowed_kat]

Oh? Huh. Good luck, I guess. I'd say try not to cause too much chaos, but, well, I'm talking to you.

[our_spring_ice]

How much trouble can I possibly cause now that I'm trapped inside a black hole? *bats eyelashes innocently*

[shadowed_kat]

...Would you like an actual answer to that, or should I just burst out laughing?

[our_spring_ice]

*pouts* It's not nice to laugh at other people, you know.

[shadowed_kat]

*grins* I'm laughing with you, not at you!

[our_spring_ice]

*sulks*

[shadowed_kat]

Aww. Pouting, Ringy?

[our_spring_ice]

*sniffs* You're so mean to me.

[shadowed_kat]

Am not.

[our_spring_ice]

Are so.

[shadowed_kat]

Am not.

[our_spring_ice]

while (true)
    echo "Are so.";