The Malfoy Trilogy: Part II - Love, Lust and Betrayal!
The Complete Malfoy Trilogy: Part II - Love, Lust and Betrayal!
- Sequel to the Complete Biography of Draco Malfoy
Due to the overwhelmingly positive response to my biography of young Draco, I have decided to continue my work as his biographer, extending my research to cover his family as well. I would like to thank everyone who bought a copy of Draco's biography, ensuring that this extremely accurate portrayal of him is seen world-wide! I would also like to thank Mr. Draco Malfoy himself for his wonderfully kind comments on my first book. I am so very pleased that you liked the book so much you were rendered speechless!
Now, without further ado, I present to you... the sequel to Draco Malfoy's Biography!
Chapter One - Introduction
When we last left our horny intrepid heroes, Harry and Draco have broken up, and Draco has taken up with the car KITT. Here's a short summary of what has gone on since:
Harry Potter: Poor Harry. After being unceremoniously dumped for a car, his only subsequent relationships have been with his left hand. The left hand was apparently chosen so his right hand would not tire out when it came time to use his wand. His other wand, that is. You know, the one that's eleven inches long and described as "nice and supple." That one.
Draco Malfoy: As for Draco, he has since announced to the world his engagement to KITT. Unfortunately, word of this has also reached his father, Lucius Malfoy. Details of their confrontation will be covered in the next chapter.
Lucius Malfoy: A wizard of immense wealth and power, he is not above using his wealth and powers to gain sexual favours from anyone who can walk and talk. Severus Snape was the only exception in Lucius' long line of lovers since he was willing to give out sexual favours for free to anyone who asked. Lucius had a brief fling with Bellatrix Lestrange, until he tired of being the sub in the relationship and married Narcissa, who was willing to let him top.
Chapter Two - Trouble in the Malfoy Family
Now, the Malfoy family is well known for their disdain of "muggles" - a.k.a. non-wizards - and their obsession with keeping the bloodline pure. This obsession took a disturbing turn during the confrontation that ensued from the announcement of KITT and Draco's engagement.
It all began when KITT met Lucius in Hogsmeade. Before they even exchanged more than two words, KITT gave Lucius a full-body scan, taking note of all his vitals. Not wanting to be outdone, Lucius immediately whipped out his wand - in public! - startling several witches who had been watching the exchange. The next step was considerably more difficult for Lucius. Since he had never read the Car-ma Sutra, he was at a complete loss as to where to point his wand.
Just as his frustrations reached a peak - a genius idea occurred to him. Using the Reducio spell, he turned KITT into a car small enough to fit into his pockets. He then stuffed the miniature car down his pants, clearly intending to use the car engine's steady hum as a vibrator.
At this point, Draco entered the scene, ready to confront his father about KITT. By his side were his friend Millicent and his ex-lover Harry Potter. Throughout the confrontation, there will be "subtle" attempts by all parties to gain possession of KITT the vibrator. For those interested, Millicent ultimately took KITT for her own use at a later time.
The main players in the confrontation, though, were Draco and Lucius. Exceedingly pleased to see his son, his pleasure no doubt heightened by the vibrations caused by KITT, Lucius first requested his son's audience alone. However, Draco would have none of it and insisted on performing any and all acts in front of his gathered audience.
Draco, having grown quite bold, made the first move - placing one hand on Lucius' arm and curling his other one around Lucius' cane. The others could only stare in shock and arousal as the father and son duo took the concept of preserving their bloodline perhaps just a little too far. Events seemed to reach a climax, with Draco reaching for Lucius' wand, and all would have ended with an explosion of magic had it not been for the fact that Lucius demanded that Draco give up KITT.
Clearly angered by this unreasonable demand and unwilling to give up his philandering ways, Draco broke off his relationship with his father. With adrenaline still pumping in his veins, Draco immediately ran off while holding Harry Potter's hand. Potter eventually led Draco to the girl's lavatory, clearly intending to renew their old relationship.
Details on what happened next are unknown, but it is speculated that the events led up to a giant orgy.
The End
OOC: Timeline-wise, let's put this at the point where Anella (a.k.a. the One Ring) has been thrown into the black hole. So, she can't use magic to harm anyone and people can't use magic to harm her. Feel free to threaten her or taunt her anyway, though.
- Sequel to the Complete Biography of Draco Malfoy
Due to the overwhelmingly positive response to my biography of young Draco, I have decided to continue my work as his biographer, extending my research to cover his family as well. I would like to thank everyone who bought a copy of Draco's biography, ensuring that this extremely accurate portrayal of him is seen world-wide! I would also like to thank Mr. Draco Malfoy himself for his wonderfully kind comments on my first book. I am so very pleased that you liked the book so much you were rendered speechless!
Now, without further ado, I present to you... the sequel to Draco Malfoy's Biography!
Chapter One - Introduction
When we last left our horny intrepid heroes, Harry and Draco have broken up, and Draco has taken up with the car KITT. Here's a short summary of what has gone on since:
Harry Potter: Poor Harry. After being unceremoniously dumped for a car, his only subsequent relationships have been with his left hand. The left hand was apparently chosen so his right hand would not tire out when it came time to use his wand. His other wand, that is. You know, the one that's eleven inches long and described as "nice and supple." That one.
Draco Malfoy: As for Draco, he has since announced to the world his engagement to KITT. Unfortunately, word of this has also reached his father, Lucius Malfoy. Details of their confrontation will be covered in the next chapter.
Lucius Malfoy: A wizard of immense wealth and power, he is not above using his wealth and powers to gain sexual favours from anyone who can walk and talk. Severus Snape was the only exception in Lucius' long line of lovers since he was willing to give out sexual favours for free to anyone who asked. Lucius had a brief fling with Bellatrix Lestrange, until he tired of being the sub in the relationship and married Narcissa, who was willing to let him top.
Chapter Two - Trouble in the Malfoy Family
Now, the Malfoy family is well known for their disdain of "muggles" - a.k.a. non-wizards - and their obsession with keeping the bloodline pure. This obsession took a disturbing turn during the confrontation that ensued from the announcement of KITT and Draco's engagement.
It all began when KITT met Lucius in Hogsmeade. Before they even exchanged more than two words, KITT gave Lucius a full-body scan, taking note of all his vitals. Not wanting to be outdone, Lucius immediately whipped out his wand - in public! - startling several witches who had been watching the exchange. The next step was considerably more difficult for Lucius. Since he had never read the Car-ma Sutra, he was at a complete loss as to where to point his wand.
Just as his frustrations reached a peak - a genius idea occurred to him. Using the Reducio spell, he turned KITT into a car small enough to fit into his pockets. He then stuffed the miniature car down his pants, clearly intending to use the car engine's steady hum as a vibrator.
At this point, Draco entered the scene, ready to confront his father about KITT. By his side were his friend Millicent and his ex-lover Harry Potter. Throughout the confrontation, there will be "subtle" attempts by all parties to gain possession of KITT the vibrator. For those interested, Millicent ultimately took KITT for her own use at a later time.
The main players in the confrontation, though, were Draco and Lucius. Exceedingly pleased to see his son, his pleasure no doubt heightened by the vibrations caused by KITT, Lucius first requested his son's audience alone. However, Draco would have none of it and insisted on performing any and all acts in front of his gathered audience.
Draco, having grown quite bold, made the first move - placing one hand on Lucius' arm and curling his other one around Lucius' cane. The others could only stare in shock and arousal as the father and son duo took the concept of preserving their bloodline perhaps just a little too far. Events seemed to reach a climax, with Draco reaching for Lucius' wand, and all would have ended with an explosion of magic had it not been for the fact that Lucius demanded that Draco give up KITT.
Clearly angered by this unreasonable demand and unwilling to give up his philandering ways, Draco broke off his relationship with his father. With adrenaline still pumping in his veins, Draco immediately ran off while holding Harry Potter's hand. Potter eventually led Draco to the girl's lavatory, clearly intending to renew their old relationship.
Details on what happened next are unknown, but it is speculated that the events led up to a giant orgy.
The End
OOC: Timeline-wise, let's put this at the point where Anella (a.k.a. the One Ring) has been thrown into the black hole. So, she can't use magic to harm anyone and people can't use magic to harm her. Feel free to threaten her or taunt her anyway, though.