Someday I am going to call you. And you will be all, "Who is This?!" And I will tell you, "It is Me!" And although that will not be sufficient, I will tell you only that you need to pack clothing and supplies. To which you'll inquire, "How much do I have to pack?" And I've already decided to reply with, "Pack for however long you'd like to be away." And that being that, I will hang up and dodge your attempts at calling me with the Power button.
Then I shall show up at your door. And you and I will get into a car, and it will be a big surprise, but we're headed to the airport.
Because, my dear, it is far better to play with tigers than to get eaten by them, and then afterwards, being in the area, we will make a purchase before returning home.
And that, my silly girl, is how one buys an elephant.
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Then I shall show up at your door. And you and I will get into a car, and it will be a big surprise, but we're headed to the airport.
So we can go here:
http://www.tigertemple.co.uk/photos.htm
Because, my dear, it is far better to play with tigers than to get eaten by them, and then afterwards, being in the area, we will make a purchase before returning home.
And that, my silly girl, is how one buys an elephant.
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