Dogs in Elk for your Monday morning blahs

[oulangi]

Here's a little something I found locked on my flist from cuts_inside. It only took [back 180] entries to figure out the credit *groan* It's pretty damned funny and better than coffee a start to a Monday morning.

EDIT I rather liked this from weeping cock as well.

Comments

[ashenmote]

Hadcoffeealreadythanks!
*hides from it*

[oulangi]

You've alreeady read it rabbit.

[ashenmote]

I know! I'm just an easily impressed rabbit. :)

[oulangi]

=;)

[megselv]

omg, this quote in the weeping cock thing:
Her pussy was hot and juicy like eating a piece of seedless watermelon.
Made me think of that icon of yours with the two guys and the watermelon, and how this must refer to the melon before they used it. Ouch. Sorry.

[oulangi]

Watermelons need love too.

...has a weird idea to rewrite that as watermelon porn, from the watermelon's perspective:

The slit he carved in me was hot and juicy, like the slippery well of a woman's vagina.

"I'm going to take good care of you, Watermelon," he said, while thrusting his dick so far up into my pink, seedless flesh that I thought I'd split myself into picnic size portions.

"Yeah, you're ready. Now milk Daddy's dick."

[megselv]

Hehehee!

You know, there's just something about mixing semen and food that tends to feel very wrong (whether it's mac'n'cheese or melons)

[oulangi]

Oh MAN now I want to write Dom/Elijah/Watermelon from the watermelon's POV

[maureenlycaon]

Hot damn, "Dogs In Elk" is still up on the web? Great!

[oulangi]

HAHA it did seem like it was a classic - but I'd never seen it and it made me happy :)

[maureenlycaon]

Yep, it is.