[one-shot] trick or tre-- bite me.
Title: Trick or tre- bite me.
Author: daigensha_akuma
Length: one-shot
Pairing: YunJae, Bro!Homin
Genre: humor, AU, romance, smut
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own the fairytale Hansel and Gretel nor the cast used in this fic.
Summary: Yunho never thought getting kicked out of his only home with his little brother Changmin would lead him to a very deep dark forest following a secluded candy covered house owned by none other than a mysterious beautiful wit-man?
A/N: Happy Halloween! :D some Witch!Jae~
“Yunho- hyung, I think we’re lost.” The younger stated blandly after he turned his gaze to the familiar route and picked up a rock from the ground. “It’s the same rock I marked a while ago. I think we shou-“
“Dammit, Changmin! For the last time, we’re not lost ok.” Yunho exclaimed in irritation as he searched vigorously for the piece of bread he had left behind on their way into the forest. Unfortunately for the two, their parents couldn’t support them anymore with a woodcutter for a father and a sit-home wife for a mother. Obviously with two growing hot children men, especially one with a pitfall hole of a stomach, who could support such room?
Evidently, their mother had been pretty smart enough stupid old bat to leave them in the darn haunted forest of doom with some child-molesting witch lurking around. The witch will probably grain them, suck their blood dry, and eat their liver for dinner if she found them wandering around her forest.
Yunho sighed regrettably in search for the pieces of bread, the bread that was suppose to be saving their lives right now!
Fortunately, he had been smart enough to leave bread crumb lying around without his mother watching, however, after she left he couldn’t even find a single piece at all. His grand master plan to return them home has proven to be a failure and to no avail, they were left stranded in this dark creepy forest for three hours now.
“I think it’s this way, Changmin. Let’s go this- “
“Hyung, we just came from there.” The younger pointed out. “Why don’t we just find somewhere to sleep. It’s getting dark already.” He turns to the setting sun.
Indeed, the sun was going down faster than he was finding bread crumbs on a pebble filled grass. The day just couldn’t get any worse than this, in fact just when he thought about it, his stomach began to growl.
“Fine. Let’s find somewhere to rest.” He gave in bitterly.
“Finally we see it my way.” The younger smirk and lead the way confidently.
“Just because you’re younger.” Yunho said in his defense and murmur some profanities underneath his breath as he reluctantly followed after Changmin into the dreading forest.
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“We’re lost again. I just know it.” Yunho proclaimed, seeing as the situation at hand, they were still walking through the darkness of the forest and blinded by each passing step. It felt like they were walking in circles without a single light leading them out of the dreadful forest and they had no where else to go.
Yunho palmed his face in frustration, “I knew I shouldn’t have followed you. See, if only we followed through with my plan we wouldn’t be stuck in this fucking forest and back at home already.” He groaned loudly and soon began to pout out of habit.
“Ew, hyung. Aren’t you too old for that?” Changmin commented, deflating the other’s pout “and no, if we did follow your plan, we’d be suck picking at dirt all day until we starve to death. Now let’s keep going.”
He tugged onto Yunho’s sleeve, who in turned tripped ungraciously onto a log.
“Hey hey ack-! “ His face hit the grass and he felt a slimy substance around his fingers, which was undeniably mud. He got up quickly, oblivious to the sand on his face, some dead grass and an ugly smashed mushroom hanging on his cheek. “What was that for?” He cursed again, wiping the mushroom off his cheek.
Changmin laughed hysterically and Yunho gave him a death glare with along the lines of ‘shut up.’ It didn’t help that he was still trying to get up and slipped again after the first step. He growled in ferocity when Changmin wouldn’t assist him, however, before he could question it, he notice Changmin had suddenly became quiet as if in a trance.
“Changmin?”
“I smell food”
“Wha- “
Before Yunho could ponder or even question his litter brother, Changmin had sped off in the speed of light, leaving him in rolling dust.
“H-hey! Wait -! Changmin!” He got up frantically, balancing himself on the solid ground, ignoring the mess all over his clothes and ran after his little brother. He didn’t know where he was going but all he knew was that Changmin had undoubtedly transformed into some kind of mega-hunger mode or he wouldn’t be running this excitedly. Wonder surged his brain on how did his little brother have such great smelling skills, or rather how did he eat without growing fat and can still look incredibly healthy?
He would never know.
After he cursed inwardly about his parents failing to give him some better genes that would benefit him greatly rather than the man-boobs, he began to slow down once he found Changmin halting on an open field.
He stopped right next to him, catching his breath and blessing that he had equally longer legs to follow up with his little brother’s growth.
“Damn…you…bastard...” Yunho sighed and took one last huge breath and exhaled slowly. “Why’d you run?” facing Changmin, he waited for a response.
Idly, Changmin stood still for a couple of passing seconds, his eyes widen with tints of sparkles glimmering around his complexion. He ignored Yunho’s questions and found that salivates of his drool, which were slipping out of his mouth, were more important.
To Yunho’s dismay, Changmin silence annoyed him as fuck as hell and he couldn’t help but try to zone the other back down to earth.
“Chang-“
“Is this heaven?” The younger suddenly spoke with amazement.
“What?” Yunho watched him in confusion, instinctively following his little brother’s directed gaze in front of them. “Heaven? Yeah, right. You must fucking crazy if you think this shit of a forest is hea- “ He gasped.
There was a ten foot house in the middle of the forest, covered in what looked like to the mind of Jung Yunho, gingerbread. Poles of twisted looking candy canes supported each side of the house, the walls were smudged in chocolate fudge, and the roof had huge piles of whip-cream swished around it like butter. If he squinted his eyes closely, he could find sugar cubes molded all over the windows, lollipop flowers growing out of grown, a chimney with mousse crackers, gummy bears hanging like decorations and a strawberry-flavored rolls on the door with extra frostings.
Yunho wanted to drool at the sight. Scratched that, he already did and Changmin did it even more.
“Is this real?” Yunho unconsciously asked out loud.
“Who cares about that hyung. It’s candy and free.” Changmin licked his lips in anticipation “I’m going in.”
For the second time that night, Yunho witnessed Changmin’s stealth running talent and rushing to get some candy. At the back of his mind, he couldn’t help but become curious that the two might be stumbling upon somebody’s property. Especially, since the house looks like it’s been kept freshly-made, unless it’s been preserved like that for who knows how long and he and his little brother just happened to rediscover it. Hopefully, the latter or Yunho and Changmin would find themselves in some deep shit.
When Changmin reached the sweet delightful sugary house, he latched himself to the nearby pastry and clawed it out hastily. He chewed on it hungrily and ate it forcefully down his throat. Yunho came after and soon began plucking out the cherries and started eating the chocolate chip muffins around the wall.
It tasted fucking delicious. The sweet, chocolate, freshly moist and baked pastry brought tears to Yunho’s eyes.
He grabbed some more and without much thought, he spotted Changmin climbing up the house and onto the roof where there were more sweet delights to be found.
Yunho didn’t even care if his hands were dirty and stained with so much crumbs and chocolate frostings. It was up to the moment when he was reaching for another piece of helping seconds and the cute strawberry welcoming door slammed open, knocking some lollipops to the ground.
“Damn you animals! I though I told you all to quit eating my fucking house or I’ll make sure you fuckers regret the day you were all born!” A violent voice flew out the door and a figure slowly appeared behind the strawberry swish rolls.
It was the most beautiful being Yunho had ever seen. Those lips of his shined like pure butter, his fair skin like silk and his eye sparkles magnificently. The figure had a black hat, strawberry blond hair and was waving around a broom with flying dust bunnies caught up in it.
And fuck, the man was hot.
Intimidated, Yunho watched the pretty man swing his broom around until he spotted him standing there dumbfounded.
“Oh. Why, hello there.” The said horrid voice turned from smoking flames to pure feathery bliss. “Have you seen who has been eating my house?” The pretty man asked, winking suggestively at the other man and Yunho thought he had one of the nicest bed voices as well.
“Um…” Totally forgetting his appearance, Yunho’s hands were covered with melting chocolate from his warm sweaty palms, his shirt stained with glimmering sugar cubes, a cherry hanging off his lips and some gummy bears were stuck in his hair. “...Maybe” He laughed robotically, trying to lift the tense atmosphere because the beautiful person was eyeing him like he wanted to slit him open and eat him up.
“Why don’t you come in and clean up? I’m sure you don’t want to be eating like a walking mess.” The pretty man smiled, grinning in fact, like he just set his eyes on some sort of prey.
Before Yunho could answer the supporting roof above him collapsed, burying him with broken cookie crumbs and chocolate chips.
“Oh there’s two of you. “ The pretty man dusted some of the waffle and crumbs off of Yunho and sweeping across Changmin. “Why don’t you two come inside instead to clean up? I’ll bake some scrumptious goodies for you two.” He licked his lips, turning back to his strawberry folded door as he awaited for Yunho and Changmin to follow.
“Oh, and I’m Jaejoong. Nice to meet you cuties.”
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After Yunho and Changmin showered and changed into a new set of clothing, surprisingly fitting their tall figures. They were both munching down on multiple pastries made by the awesome unknown pretty man, who claims to be a chef.
“Eat up boys. You guys are so skinny. Didn’t your parents take care of those bodies of yours?” Jaejoong arched an eyebrow, inspecting the two in confusion.
“Dae kwicked aws aot.” Changmin answered, clearly still chewing.
“Eh?”
“Dae- “
“They kicked us out.” Yunho finished clarifying for Changmin. “They couldn’t afford to keep us anymore.” He extended sadly.
“How absurd! They don’t know what they’re losing when they let you two go.” Jaejoong frowned.
Yunho didn’t know if he was seeing this right, but it looks like Jaejoong was smiling rather than frowning. He knew he was trying to keep things positive, however, somehow he felt the chills run through his spine at the thought of Jaejoong benefiting from their situation.
Feeling a bit queasy and almost full, Yunho put his fork down and left the delectable remaining food on his plate.
“I didn’t say you can stop eating!” Jaejoong slammed his hand onto the table and pointed at Yunho with his other without batting an eye. Under normal reflexes, Yunho flinched and watched Jaejoong peer his intense glare into his eyes as he stared him down and try to burn up his insides. He looked at the furious pretty man in confusion as he picked back up his fork.
“That’s right. Keep eating, Yunho. “ The clam Jaejoong instantly returned again and smiled gently at him. “See? Just follow Changmin’s example. He’s such a good big boy.” He patted the younger man, who undisturbed and continued eating every single last bit.
Hesitant about the sudden change in atmosphere, Yunho kept on eating slowly the very sweet dish and thought to himself that he would probably have to get use to his if he wanted to continue to stay here. It was the only place they had left and Jaejoong was willing to take them in and feed them.
It stayed quiet the whole night and Yunho watched as Changmin continued to eat nonstop. Even after he was finished with his dish, he felt so full that he couldn’t handle another bite.
“Is it ok if I go to bed Jaejoong?” He attempted to ask politely, just in case Jaejoong would snap at him for his imbecile mistakes.
“Sure, your room is on the left door over there. If you need anything just come and ask.”
Yunho smiled in relief and went to his room after taking one last glance at Changmin. Apparently, his little brother continued to eat and it has been pass due, he believed, thirty plates already? How his younger brother was able to manage all those sweet pastries is beyond Yunho. As long as Changmin found a place to support that stomach of his, Yunho was willing to take any place to give him that benefit.
“Good night Changmin.” He murmur, however, Changmin ignored him for the next cup pudding he shoved into his bottomless mouth the next moment.
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Bang
Bang
Bang
“Ngh…” Yunho opened his eyes and blinked. What the hell is that noise? He thought to himself as he rolled over to the other side of the bed, trying to catch some more shut eye.
Bang
Bang
Bang
“Argghhhh!” He covered his ear with a pillow but to no avail, it didn’t work at all.
He got up, rubbing his tired eyes awake because the damn noise was just seriously taking away his sweet time in dreamland. Yawning quiet, he covered his mouth and put on the slippers Jaejoong gave him and opened his door.
It was clearly pitch black and he could hardly see where the hell he was going, except for a glimpse of light coming from another room.
He could smell some smoke seeping out of the room, not the burning smoke but the one where food aroma. It smelled awfully sweet and the older man thought he might get sick of it one day. However, at the moment it smelled so genuinely delicious and he followed the scent, which eventually lead him to the kitchen. Obviously he should have known, but why would someone cook so late at his time of night and make a lot of noises to boot.
Slowly creeping the kitchen door open, he spotted Jaejoong leaning forward and shoving some batter mix into the oven as if he just finished the finally touch of his creation. It also proved why the noise stopped midway when he was walking there.
Seeing as Jaejoong was just cooking and Changmin had probably fallen asleep somewhere already, he decided to turn around and go back to sleep.
“Yunho, do you need something?”
Flinching, Yunho almost missed it when Jaejoong called out to him. Heck, he almost thought he didn’t even see him, considering he only peeked through the door.
“No, not really I just went to- “
“Oh! Do you want a midnight snack? I’m making something right now so do you want to wait until I’m finished?” Jaejoong spoke sweetly and opened the door, where Yunho was standing and dragged him in. “It’s something new I’m making and I want you to try it when I’m done.” He flicked his hat up, revealing his beautiful glassy eyes.
“Um…” feeling lose within those eyes, Yunho really wanted to tell Jaejoong that he wanted to snuggle back up into his bed and go back to sleep, now that he knew where the noise was coming from. “I want to …”
Jaejoong looked at him expectantly, almost pleading as he watched him. “So you won’t stay?”
“No no! I’ll… “ He gazed at Jaejoong’s cute lips. “Stay and try it.”
“Good.” Jaejoong summed up cheekily and leaned forward to kiss the other passionately.
It took Yunho a while to process what the hell was going on and by the time he felt fully aware, he was already subconsciously returning Jaejoong’s kiss in full force.
Magnificently, Jaejoong tasted very sweet, almost like the pastries he had today but so much better. There were mixes of other flavors he didn’t try or never tasted, his tongue rolling with almonds and vanilla, some bitter changes to keep the balance very evenly. It was like trying new things all at the same time, from brilliant cheese to delicious wine.
Once they both broke apart, Yunho found himself being pushed against the wall, a hand pulling his shirt up and another on his crotch. He gasped in shock once he felt his nipples getting teased very sensitively and a moan came out.
“Uhhhh… J-Jaejoong.”
His blood was being to flow all over his body and eventually headed southward as he felt a hand moving in his pants.
Seductively, Jaejoong bite onto the Yunho’s chin, sending the other man some pain of irritation, but nonetheless some quirk thoughts.
“Mmmmhhhh…You smell so good Yunho. Ever since I saw you outside, I really wanted to eat you up and stuff you inside out.” He whispered into the other’s ear, smiling gingerly, which soon it turned into a smirk. “I wonder how you would taste like?”
That last few words got his member turning hard and the next thing he knew, Jaejoong was taking off his shirt and touching him everywhere.
“I want to suck your lollipop now.” Jaejoong demanded.
For a few moments, Yunho found himself confused with the statement and reluctantly believed Jaejoong was hungry for a lollipop? At this hour?
“We can get one outsi- ah!” Yunho moaned instinctively. He didn’t realize Jaejoong had already traveled down his neck and was already sliding his member out of his pants, grabbing onto it with a tight grip.
Nonchalantly, Jaejoong tugged on Yunho’s length, watching his member grow with such proud delight as he rolled his tongue over the tip of the head. “Dark chocolate. One of my favorite.” Jaejoong said to no one in particular and swallowed Yunho’s manhood diligently.
“Ahh- Jaejoong. Ngh.” Yunho groaned louder this time, finding his fingers in the tangling waves of Jaejong’s sweaty hair.
The feeling of Jaejoong’s mouth wrapped around his precious jewel was a quick turn on and he could feel his blood roaring with pleasure as they seek escapism through the intense warmth.
By the time Yunho felt himself growing closer to sweet bliss, Jaejoong had unfortunately pulled away and bit onto his cock instead.
Yunho jerked from the pain and it prolonged his actually pain for a few seconds but either way, he was feeling frustrated.
“Nghh… Jaejoong… Why’d you s-stop?” He plead, begging for Jaejoong to continue, who in turn shook his head.
“No way. I want you to fuck me with your twinky and fill my donut hole nice and full.” He explained, pulling his pants down completely and dragging Yunho onto his cooking table. There were leftover of flour and dough stuck onto the wooden table and some empty silverware lying around it. He pushed them aside and straddled Yunho with his ass levitating above the other’s cock.
“You better come in my hot oven.” The pretty man grabbed some vegetable oil and smudged it all over his fingers and then to Yunho’s member.
Amazed and confused at the same time, Yunho didn’t really understand Jaejoong’s sexual language but he could pretty much get the general idea from what the other man was doing. He kissed him desperately before leading his cock into Jaejoong’s small hole.
It was pretty difficult to push in without hurting Jaejoong as badly, but it seems the other man didn’t mind at all and they managed to get it in. The tightness was sending Yunho to cloud nine, pulling on his neurons and striking each of his nerves that he could feel every little bit of shock Jaejoong was giving him.
After they both settled together, Jaejoong began to hump Yunho’s cock , moaning in golden sweat and planting random kisses all over his body. The room began to become warm, luckily not only by their hot love making session, but also because the oven kept the room quite warm.
The sex lasted for awhile until they both climaxed over each other’s body and staining some of the cooking table.
Beep.
“Ahhh….my treat is done.” Jaejoong said in small breathes, adamantly grabbing as much oxygen as he can before dressing himself again.
Yunho laid on the table for a few more minutes as Jaejoong went to grab their clothes and put them right back on. He cleaned off the stains on the table and grabbed his oven mittens, pulling the freshly baked dessert in one scoop.
He placed it onto the table and Yunho hopped off to avoid the burning heat since he was practically sweaty from the sexual session.
“It smells good.” He commented.
“Try some Yunho. I know you’ll love it!” Jaejoong beamed, cutting a slice off from the huge piece of dessert and handed it to Yunho with a fork.
Grabbing the fork, Yunho smelled it first and then carved a small piece with his fork and popped in his mouth, chewing it delightfully.
“It does taste good!” He smiled and chewed on some more.
“See! I told you Yunnie!” Jaejoong hugged him from the side.
“What’s it made of?”
“Changmin.”
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A/N: BEFORE ANY OF YOU QUESTION ME NO CHANGMIN IS NOT DEAD, I JUST NEED A REASON TO SEND HIM HOME AND AWAY FROM YUNJAELAND /ISH SHOT/
Ok, before you all label me as a changmin killer, first, IT’S JUST A STORY AND THE FAIRY TALE SORT OF GOES THAT WAY AND THEY JUST MAKE HAPPY ENDING ONES WHERE PEOPLE WON’T CRY OVER OKKKKKK…. Especially, if you watched the Korean movie of Hansel and Gretel, then you should know, people get eaten too unfortunately ;___; (well not so much if it’s a minor character LOL) CHANGMIN IS NOT MINOR THOUGH OTL OTL OTL OTL OTL
smut is short. don't judge me :|
Anyway enough about me…. HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND YES IT’S STILL CURRENTLY THE HOLIDAY WHERE I’M AT SO DON’T QUESTION WHY IT’S SO LATE ;~; so I’ll die now okkkk /drops dead/
Author: daigensha_akuma
Length: one-shot
Pairing: YunJae, Bro!Homin
Genre: humor, AU, romance, smut
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own the fairytale Hansel and Gretel nor the cast used in this fic.
Summary: Yunho never thought getting kicked out of his only home with his little brother Changmin would lead him to a very deep dark forest following a secluded candy covered house owned by none other than a mysterious beautiful wit-man?
A/N: Happy Halloween! :D some Witch!Jae~
“Yunho- hyung, I think we’re lost.” The younger stated blandly after he turned his gaze to the familiar route and picked up a rock from the ground. “It’s the same rock I marked a while ago. I think we shou-“
“Dammit, Changmin! For the last time, we’re not lost ok.” Yunho exclaimed in irritation as he searched vigorously for the piece of bread he had left behind on their way into the forest. Unfortunately for the two, their parents couldn’t support them anymore with a woodcutter for a father and a sit-home wife for a mother. Obviously with two growing hot children men, especially one with a pitfall hole of a stomach, who could support such room?
Evidently, their mother had been pretty smart enough stupid old bat to leave them in the darn haunted forest of doom with some child-molesting witch lurking around. The witch will probably grain them, suck their blood dry, and eat their liver for dinner if she found them wandering around her forest.
Yunho sighed regrettably in search for the pieces of bread, the bread that was suppose to be saving their lives right now!
Fortunately, he had been smart enough to leave bread crumb lying around without his mother watching, however, after she left he couldn’t even find a single piece at all. His grand master plan to return them home has proven to be a failure and to no avail, they were left stranded in this dark creepy forest for three hours now.
“I think it’s this way, Changmin. Let’s go this- “
“Hyung, we just came from there.” The younger pointed out. “Why don’t we just find somewhere to sleep. It’s getting dark already.” He turns to the setting sun.
Indeed, the sun was going down faster than he was finding bread crumbs on a pebble filled grass. The day just couldn’t get any worse than this, in fact just when he thought about it, his stomach began to growl.
“Fine. Let’s find somewhere to rest.” He gave in bitterly.
“Finally we see it my way.” The younger smirk and lead the way confidently.
“Just because you’re younger.” Yunho said in his defense and murmur some profanities underneath his breath as he reluctantly followed after Changmin into the dreading forest.
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“We’re lost again. I just know it.” Yunho proclaimed, seeing as the situation at hand, they were still walking through the darkness of the forest and blinded by each passing step. It felt like they were walking in circles without a single light leading them out of the dreadful forest and they had no where else to go.
Yunho palmed his face in frustration, “I knew I shouldn’t have followed you. See, if only we followed through with my plan we wouldn’t be stuck in this fucking forest and back at home already.” He groaned loudly and soon began to pout out of habit.
“Ew, hyung. Aren’t you too old for that?” Changmin commented, deflating the other’s pout “and no, if we did follow your plan, we’d be suck picking at dirt all day until we starve to death. Now let’s keep going.”
He tugged onto Yunho’s sleeve, who in turned tripped ungraciously onto a log.
“Hey hey ack-! “ His face hit the grass and he felt a slimy substance around his fingers, which was undeniably mud. He got up quickly, oblivious to the sand on his face, some dead grass and an ugly smashed mushroom hanging on his cheek. “What was that for?” He cursed again, wiping the mushroom off his cheek.
Changmin laughed hysterically and Yunho gave him a death glare with along the lines of ‘shut up.’ It didn’t help that he was still trying to get up and slipped again after the first step. He growled in ferocity when Changmin wouldn’t assist him, however, before he could question it, he notice Changmin had suddenly became quiet as if in a trance.
“Changmin?”
“I smell food”
“Wha- “
Before Yunho could ponder or even question his litter brother, Changmin had sped off in the speed of light, leaving him in rolling dust.
“H-hey! Wait -! Changmin!” He got up frantically, balancing himself on the solid ground, ignoring the mess all over his clothes and ran after his little brother. He didn’t know where he was going but all he knew was that Changmin had undoubtedly transformed into some kind of mega-hunger mode or he wouldn’t be running this excitedly. Wonder surged his brain on how did his little brother have such great smelling skills, or rather how did he eat without growing fat and can still look incredibly healthy?
He would never know.
After he cursed inwardly about his parents failing to give him some better genes that would benefit him greatly rather than the man-boobs, he began to slow down once he found Changmin halting on an open field.
He stopped right next to him, catching his breath and blessing that he had equally longer legs to follow up with his little brother’s growth.
“Damn…you…bastard...” Yunho sighed and took one last huge breath and exhaled slowly. “Why’d you run?” facing Changmin, he waited for a response.
Idly, Changmin stood still for a couple of passing seconds, his eyes widen with tints of sparkles glimmering around his complexion. He ignored Yunho’s questions and found that salivates of his drool, which were slipping out of his mouth, were more important.
To Yunho’s dismay, Changmin silence annoyed him as fuck as hell and he couldn’t help but try to zone the other back down to earth.
“Chang-“
“Is this heaven?” The younger suddenly spoke with amazement.
“What?” Yunho watched him in confusion, instinctively following his little brother’s directed gaze in front of them. “Heaven? Yeah, right. You must fucking crazy if you think this shit of a forest is hea- “ He gasped.
There was a ten foot house in the middle of the forest, covered in what looked like to the mind of Jung Yunho, gingerbread. Poles of twisted looking candy canes supported each side of the house, the walls were smudged in chocolate fudge, and the roof had huge piles of whip-cream swished around it like butter. If he squinted his eyes closely, he could find sugar cubes molded all over the windows, lollipop flowers growing out of grown, a chimney with mousse crackers, gummy bears hanging like decorations and a strawberry-flavored rolls on the door with extra frostings.
Yunho wanted to drool at the sight. Scratched that, he already did and Changmin did it even more.
“Is this real?” Yunho unconsciously asked out loud.
“Who cares about that hyung. It’s candy and free.” Changmin licked his lips in anticipation “I’m going in.”
For the second time that night, Yunho witnessed Changmin’s stealth running talent and rushing to get some candy. At the back of his mind, he couldn’t help but become curious that the two might be stumbling upon somebody’s property. Especially, since the house looks like it’s been kept freshly-made, unless it’s been preserved like that for who knows how long and he and his little brother just happened to rediscover it. Hopefully, the latter or Yunho and Changmin would find themselves in some deep shit.
When Changmin reached the sweet delightful sugary house, he latched himself to the nearby pastry and clawed it out hastily. He chewed on it hungrily and ate it forcefully down his throat. Yunho came after and soon began plucking out the cherries and started eating the chocolate chip muffins around the wall.
It tasted fucking delicious. The sweet, chocolate, freshly moist and baked pastry brought tears to Yunho’s eyes.
He grabbed some more and without much thought, he spotted Changmin climbing up the house and onto the roof where there were more sweet delights to be found.
Yunho didn’t even care if his hands were dirty and stained with so much crumbs and chocolate frostings. It was up to the moment when he was reaching for another piece of helping seconds and the cute strawberry welcoming door slammed open, knocking some lollipops to the ground.
“Damn you animals! I though I told you all to quit eating my fucking house or I’ll make sure you fuckers regret the day you were all born!” A violent voice flew out the door and a figure slowly appeared behind the strawberry swish rolls.
It was the most beautiful being Yunho had ever seen. Those lips of his shined like pure butter, his fair skin like silk and his eye sparkles magnificently. The figure had a black hat, strawberry blond hair and was waving around a broom with flying dust bunnies caught up in it.
And fuck, the man was hot.
Intimidated, Yunho watched the pretty man swing his broom around until he spotted him standing there dumbfounded.
“Oh. Why, hello there.” The said horrid voice turned from smoking flames to pure feathery bliss. “Have you seen who has been eating my house?” The pretty man asked, winking suggestively at the other man and Yunho thought he had one of the nicest bed voices as well.
“Um…” Totally forgetting his appearance, Yunho’s hands were covered with melting chocolate from his warm sweaty palms, his shirt stained with glimmering sugar cubes, a cherry hanging off his lips and some gummy bears were stuck in his hair. “...Maybe” He laughed robotically, trying to lift the tense atmosphere because the beautiful person was eyeing him like he wanted to slit him open and eat him up.
“Why don’t you come in and clean up? I’m sure you don’t want to be eating like a walking mess.” The pretty man smiled, grinning in fact, like he just set his eyes on some sort of prey.
Before Yunho could answer the supporting roof above him collapsed, burying him with broken cookie crumbs and chocolate chips.
“Oh there’s two of you. “ The pretty man dusted some of the waffle and crumbs off of Yunho and sweeping across Changmin. “Why don’t you two come inside instead to clean up? I’ll bake some scrumptious goodies for you two.” He licked his lips, turning back to his strawberry folded door as he awaited for Yunho and Changmin to follow.
“Oh, and I’m Jaejoong. Nice to meet you cuties.”
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After Yunho and Changmin showered and changed into a new set of clothing, surprisingly fitting their tall figures. They were both munching down on multiple pastries made by the awesome unknown pretty man, who claims to be a chef.
“Eat up boys. You guys are so skinny. Didn’t your parents take care of those bodies of yours?” Jaejoong arched an eyebrow, inspecting the two in confusion.
“Dae kwicked aws aot.” Changmin answered, clearly still chewing.
“Eh?”
“Dae- “
“They kicked us out.” Yunho finished clarifying for Changmin. “They couldn’t afford to keep us anymore.” He extended sadly.
“How absurd! They don’t know what they’re losing when they let you two go.” Jaejoong frowned.
Yunho didn’t know if he was seeing this right, but it looks like Jaejoong was smiling rather than frowning. He knew he was trying to keep things positive, however, somehow he felt the chills run through his spine at the thought of Jaejoong benefiting from their situation.
Feeling a bit queasy and almost full, Yunho put his fork down and left the delectable remaining food on his plate.
“I didn’t say you can stop eating!” Jaejoong slammed his hand onto the table and pointed at Yunho with his other without batting an eye. Under normal reflexes, Yunho flinched and watched Jaejoong peer his intense glare into his eyes as he stared him down and try to burn up his insides. He looked at the furious pretty man in confusion as he picked back up his fork.
“That’s right. Keep eating, Yunho. “ The clam Jaejoong instantly returned again and smiled gently at him. “See? Just follow Changmin’s example. He’s such a good big boy.” He patted the younger man, who undisturbed and continued eating every single last bit.
Hesitant about the sudden change in atmosphere, Yunho kept on eating slowly the very sweet dish and thought to himself that he would probably have to get use to his if he wanted to continue to stay here. It was the only place they had left and Jaejoong was willing to take them in and feed them.
It stayed quiet the whole night and Yunho watched as Changmin continued to eat nonstop. Even after he was finished with his dish, he felt so full that he couldn’t handle another bite.
“Is it ok if I go to bed Jaejoong?” He attempted to ask politely, just in case Jaejoong would snap at him for his imbecile mistakes.
“Sure, your room is on the left door over there. If you need anything just come and ask.”
Yunho smiled in relief and went to his room after taking one last glance at Changmin. Apparently, his little brother continued to eat and it has been pass due, he believed, thirty plates already? How his younger brother was able to manage all those sweet pastries is beyond Yunho. As long as Changmin found a place to support that stomach of his, Yunho was willing to take any place to give him that benefit.
“Good night Changmin.” He murmur, however, Changmin ignored him for the next cup pudding he shoved into his bottomless mouth the next moment.
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Bang
Bang
Bang
“Ngh…” Yunho opened his eyes and blinked. What the hell is that noise? He thought to himself as he rolled over to the other side of the bed, trying to catch some more shut eye.
Bang
Bang
Bang
“Argghhhh!” He covered his ear with a pillow but to no avail, it didn’t work at all.
He got up, rubbing his tired eyes awake because the damn noise was just seriously taking away his sweet time in dreamland. Yawning quiet, he covered his mouth and put on the slippers Jaejoong gave him and opened his door.
It was clearly pitch black and he could hardly see where the hell he was going, except for a glimpse of light coming from another room.
He could smell some smoke seeping out of the room, not the burning smoke but the one where food aroma. It smelled awfully sweet and the older man thought he might get sick of it one day. However, at the moment it smelled so genuinely delicious and he followed the scent, which eventually lead him to the kitchen. Obviously he should have known, but why would someone cook so late at his time of night and make a lot of noises to boot.
Slowly creeping the kitchen door open, he spotted Jaejoong leaning forward and shoving some batter mix into the oven as if he just finished the finally touch of his creation. It also proved why the noise stopped midway when he was walking there.
Seeing as Jaejoong was just cooking and Changmin had probably fallen asleep somewhere already, he decided to turn around and go back to sleep.
“Yunho, do you need something?”
Flinching, Yunho almost missed it when Jaejoong called out to him. Heck, he almost thought he didn’t even see him, considering he only peeked through the door.
“No, not really I just went to- “
“Oh! Do you want a midnight snack? I’m making something right now so do you want to wait until I’m finished?” Jaejoong spoke sweetly and opened the door, where Yunho was standing and dragged him in. “It’s something new I’m making and I want you to try it when I’m done.” He flicked his hat up, revealing his beautiful glassy eyes.
“Um…” feeling lose within those eyes, Yunho really wanted to tell Jaejoong that he wanted to snuggle back up into his bed and go back to sleep, now that he knew where the noise was coming from. “I want to …”
Jaejoong looked at him expectantly, almost pleading as he watched him. “So you won’t stay?”
“No no! I’ll… “ He gazed at Jaejoong’s cute lips. “Stay and try it.”
“Good.” Jaejoong summed up cheekily and leaned forward to kiss the other passionately.
It took Yunho a while to process what the hell was going on and by the time he felt fully aware, he was already subconsciously returning Jaejoong’s kiss in full force.
Magnificently, Jaejoong tasted very sweet, almost like the pastries he had today but so much better. There were mixes of other flavors he didn’t try or never tasted, his tongue rolling with almonds and vanilla, some bitter changes to keep the balance very evenly. It was like trying new things all at the same time, from brilliant cheese to delicious wine.
Once they both broke apart, Yunho found himself being pushed against the wall, a hand pulling his shirt up and another on his crotch. He gasped in shock once he felt his nipples getting teased very sensitively and a moan came out.
“Uhhhh… J-Jaejoong.”
His blood was being to flow all over his body and eventually headed southward as he felt a hand moving in his pants.
Seductively, Jaejoong bite onto the Yunho’s chin, sending the other man some pain of irritation, but nonetheless some quirk thoughts.
“Mmmmhhhh…You smell so good Yunho. Ever since I saw you outside, I really wanted to eat you up and stuff you inside out.” He whispered into the other’s ear, smiling gingerly, which soon it turned into a smirk. “I wonder how you would taste like?”
That last few words got his member turning hard and the next thing he knew, Jaejoong was taking off his shirt and touching him everywhere.
“I want to suck your lollipop now.” Jaejoong demanded.
For a few moments, Yunho found himself confused with the statement and reluctantly believed Jaejoong was hungry for a lollipop? At this hour?
“We can get one outsi- ah!” Yunho moaned instinctively. He didn’t realize Jaejoong had already traveled down his neck and was already sliding his member out of his pants, grabbing onto it with a tight grip.
Nonchalantly, Jaejoong tugged on Yunho’s length, watching his member grow with such proud delight as he rolled his tongue over the tip of the head. “Dark chocolate. One of my favorite.” Jaejoong said to no one in particular and swallowed Yunho’s manhood diligently.
“Ahh- Jaejoong. Ngh.” Yunho groaned louder this time, finding his fingers in the tangling waves of Jaejong’s sweaty hair.
The feeling of Jaejoong’s mouth wrapped around his precious jewel was a quick turn on and he could feel his blood roaring with pleasure as they seek escapism through the intense warmth.
By the time Yunho felt himself growing closer to sweet bliss, Jaejoong had unfortunately pulled away and bit onto his cock instead.
Yunho jerked from the pain and it prolonged his actually pain for a few seconds but either way, he was feeling frustrated.
“Nghh… Jaejoong… Why’d you s-stop?” He plead, begging for Jaejoong to continue, who in turn shook his head.
“No way. I want you to fuck me with your twinky and fill my donut hole nice and full.” He explained, pulling his pants down completely and dragging Yunho onto his cooking table. There were leftover of flour and dough stuck onto the wooden table and some empty silverware lying around it. He pushed them aside and straddled Yunho with his ass levitating above the other’s cock.
“You better come in my hot oven.” The pretty man grabbed some vegetable oil and smudged it all over his fingers and then to Yunho’s member.
Amazed and confused at the same time, Yunho didn’t really understand Jaejoong’s sexual language but he could pretty much get the general idea from what the other man was doing. He kissed him desperately before leading his cock into Jaejoong’s small hole.
It was pretty difficult to push in without hurting Jaejoong as badly, but it seems the other man didn’t mind at all and they managed to get it in. The tightness was sending Yunho to cloud nine, pulling on his neurons and striking each of his nerves that he could feel every little bit of shock Jaejoong was giving him.
After they both settled together, Jaejoong began to hump Yunho’s cock , moaning in golden sweat and planting random kisses all over his body. The room began to become warm, luckily not only by their hot love making session, but also because the oven kept the room quite warm.
The sex lasted for awhile until they both climaxed over each other’s body and staining some of the cooking table.
Beep.
“Ahhh….my treat is done.” Jaejoong said in small breathes, adamantly grabbing as much oxygen as he can before dressing himself again.
Yunho laid on the table for a few more minutes as Jaejoong went to grab their clothes and put them right back on. He cleaned off the stains on the table and grabbed his oven mittens, pulling the freshly baked dessert in one scoop.
He placed it onto the table and Yunho hopped off to avoid the burning heat since he was practically sweaty from the sexual session.
“It smells good.” He commented.
“Try some Yunho. I know you’ll love it!” Jaejoong beamed, cutting a slice off from the huge piece of dessert and handed it to Yunho with a fork.
Grabbing the fork, Yunho smelled it first and then carved a small piece with his fork and popped in his mouth, chewing it delightfully.
“It does taste good!” He smiled and chewed on some more.
“See! I told you Yunnie!” Jaejoong hugged him from the side.
“What’s it made of?”
“Changmin.”
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A/N: BEFORE ANY OF YOU QUESTION ME NO CHANGMIN IS NOT DEAD, I JUST NEED A REASON TO SEND HIM HOME AND AWAY FROM YUNJAELAND /ISH SHOT/
Ok, before you all label me as a changmin killer, first, IT’S JUST A STORY AND THE FAIRY TALE SORT OF GOES THAT WAY AND THEY JUST MAKE HAPPY ENDING ONES WHERE PEOPLE WON’T CRY OVER OKKKKKK…. Especially, if you watched the Korean movie of Hansel and Gretel, then you should know, people get eaten too unfortunately ;___; (well not so much if it’s a minor character LOL) CHANGMIN IS NOT MINOR THOUGH OTL OTL OTL OTL OTL
smut is short. don't judge me :|
Anyway enough about me…. HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND YES IT’S STILL CURRENTLY THE HOLIDAY WHERE I’M AT SO DON’T QUESTION WHY IT’S SO LATE ;~; so I’ll die now okkkk /drops dead/