allie truly is the dumbest person on the planet
the child seriously needs help...badly. if i EVER come anywhere NEAR allies level of stupidity, you have my permission to shoot me.
first she breaks up with russel on friday (which was actually far from stupid.) the problem was, right after she broke up with him, the dumb pothead says "so, are we still on for saterday?" i was hoping that she had sense to shout "NO!", but of course she says "i dont know, ill think about it." what an idiot...both of them, actually.
then, this morning, after previous problems in the same subject area last week, allie tells me that she really likes "the new kid...well...hes not new, just new to me." and i was like "who on earth are you talking about? i dont know about new kids" and she says "this kid, matt brown, hes a sophomore." (first of all, i know matt very well, so i have no idea why she was explaining this to me like i was a two year old that had never heard of anyone,i sat with him at lunch for about three months, he sits behind me in french, and hes the biggest flirt on the face of the earth) i was like "ALLIE, YOU CANT LIKE MATT, AS IM SURE YOU KNOW ALREADY, BETH ANN WOULD KILL YOU!" she was like, "beth ann can get over it, its not like she owns every guy in the school"
later, she told me that matt was gonna ask her out tomorrow, and, being the intelligent person that i am, told beth ann before she found out tomorrow. me, krysten, and bethie all agree that allie had to blind to not see the gigantic orange sign matt is wearing that says in purple sparkly writing "OFF-LIMITS" and when bethie started crying in smiths room after school today, because of the whole problem, allie is like "look at her, she just wants the attention of alll of you, and she wants the varsity team on her side, and she wants smith to feel bad for her" no wonder allie has no (real) friends...she only cares about her dumb self. im really starting to pity her for her stupidity.
first she breaks up with russel on friday (which was actually far from stupid.) the problem was, right after she broke up with him, the dumb pothead says "so, are we still on for saterday?" i was hoping that she had sense to shout "NO!", but of course she says "i dont know, ill think about it." what an idiot...both of them, actually.
then, this morning, after previous problems in the same subject area last week, allie tells me that she really likes "the new kid...well...hes not new, just new to me." and i was like "who on earth are you talking about? i dont know about new kids" and she says "this kid, matt brown, hes a sophomore." (first of all, i know matt very well, so i have no idea why she was explaining this to me like i was a two year old that had never heard of anyone,i sat with him at lunch for about three months, he sits behind me in french, and hes the biggest flirt on the face of the earth) i was like "ALLIE, YOU CANT LIKE MATT, AS IM SURE YOU KNOW ALREADY, BETH ANN WOULD KILL YOU!" she was like, "beth ann can get over it, its not like she owns every guy in the school"
later, she told me that matt was gonna ask her out tomorrow, and, being the intelligent person that i am, told beth ann before she found out tomorrow. me, krysten, and bethie all agree that allie had to blind to not see the gigantic orange sign matt is wearing that says in purple sparkly writing "OFF-LIMITS" and when bethie started crying in smiths room after school today, because of the whole problem, allie is like "look at her, she just wants the attention of alll of you, and she wants the varsity team on her side, and she wants smith to feel bad for her" no wonder allie has no (real) friends...she only cares about her dumb self. im really starting to pity her for her stupidity.