Two rabbits
My aunt Nancy has a coworker who has a tendency towards malapropisms. The only one I can remember right now is "Six and a half dozen of the other". On Thanksgiving I asked Nancy for any other stories about the coworker and discovered that she has passed it along to her kids:
The coworker likes to use air quotes fairly often. Recently her son was telling her something and made the air quotes gesture, but only with his left hand. Coworker corrected him, "No, you have to use both hands." He rolled his eyes and said "Does there always have to be two rabbits?"
The coworker likes to use air quotes fairly often. Recently her son was telling her something and made the air quotes gesture, but only with his left hand. Coworker corrected him, "No, you have to use both hands." He rolled his eyes and said "Does there always have to be two rabbits?"