So that's what I am, eh.

[ouij]

I'm sitting there at the kitchen computer reading something in lynx. Iñaki, my youngest brother looks at me, then looks over at the stark textmode console.

"Pinging again...oh." He says.

"The console's faster," I explain.

"Man," he says, somewhat exasperated. "You're so BACK-IN-THE-DAY!"