I am currently distracted (EXAMS? WHAT EXAMS?!) by one particular trailer for Resident Evil 5. I have the sneaking suspicion that this game is going to out-gross even the previous one in the series (which is saying something... eurgh, the island), though I don't dare guess whether it's going to be scarier. At the same time, I can't wait for it to come out. This is because DAMMIT, WESKER! What happened to make you so full of action? (He's a very important character, in fact, but he's been mostly watching and pulling the strings from afar for a while now. AND SUDDENLY HE'S FIGHTING OUT THERE WITH A VENGEANCE!) Sure, he's a calculating somewhat-evil jerk, but I digress. He's badass. He's stylish. He means business. And he's among my favourite characters in the series for some reason, so he'd have to do something really disgusting to make me hate him yet. I only worry he might get, you know, killed since it looks like they've made him the main villain in the new game. You'd better not bite it, Wesker, you hear me? There's no Resident Evil without your... influence.
So, if you can either enjoy or survive all the disturbing stuff,
watch this. It's pretty exciting, actually. Look out for the suave gentleman in a black coat. XD
You see? I don't do pretentious literary things all the time.