It might be high time I explained what's happened to all the fics I'd been posting or meaning to post right about now. Short answer:
THIS HAPPENED. And has been going on ever since.
Long answer: since I've written a lot on that meme already, it might be a good idea to do a sort of round-up post. Behold, an assortment of my fics. (Yes, in capslock because that's the community rule, but I promise they're all readable. No gigantic walls o'text!) Most of them are pretty quick reads as well, so there's little time lost if you experiment. XD
So, without further ado...
Prompts I Have Filled
Title:
Direct Torture, Indirect LovePairing: Strangelove/The Boss by proxy, mentions of others
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Strangelove's interrogation of Big Boss takes a not-so-surprising turn.
Notes: For
moonlitsiren's prompt of the torture scene in Peace Walker taken to new (and sexy) levels.
Title:
Master of DisguisePairing: Liquid dressed as Master Miller/Solid Snake
Rating: PG-13
Summary: While sneaking into the facility at Shadow Moses Island, Snake encounters someone he thought he'd never see again.
Notes: For
cherrytruck's prompt of Snake/LiquidDressedAsMasterMiller, in a "foxhole".
Warnings: Beware the CRACK.
Title:
Rivalry, InterruptedPairing: Ocelot/Psycho Mantis
Rating: R-ish
Summary: Mantis pays a visit to Ocelot's mind looking for answers, but instead finds himself subject to a round of research of Ocelot's own devising. Hands-on.
Notes: For
plus5pencil's
long-ass Mantis porn request (ILU too). Based on both MGS canon and the Last Days of FOXHOUND webcomic.
Warnings: Non-con, mindfuckery.
Title:
Human ErrorPairing: Strangelove/The Boss (Peace Walker AI)
Rating: PG
Summary: After conducting yet another frustrating test, Strangelove is comforted by the person she had considered lost.
Notes: For
plus5pencil's prompt of Strangelove finds an outlet for her (presumably unrequited) love for The Boss.
Title:
Mantis Would Be ProudRating: PG
Summary: The MGS cast busts the fourth wall in style when Huey's cutting-edge technology warps the time and space continuum, leading him straight to
capslock_mgs.
Notes: For
cherrytruck's prompt of MGS characters look through our pchat caps and kink meme and well, I'd take it their reaction isn't a pleasant one...
Warnings: Delicious insanity and inside jokes.
Title:
Like a BossRating: PG-13
Summary: Feeling a little lonely in his old age, Big Boss takes a stab at some harmless fun. Little does he know that his actions will always come with consequences.
Notes: For
cherrytruck's prompt of Big Boss gets lonely and calls a sex line (like a boss!). Bonus points if Big Boss awkwardly chooses the gay option to talk to a man. Super bonus points if the man on the other end of the line is somebody Big Boss knows in person. Super mega bonus points if they actually arrange to meet up and super awkward stuff occurs when they find out who they were talking to on the phone.
Warnings: Er... crack that could make an eerie kind of sense?
Title:
Morale DropPairing: Big Boss/Kaz heavily implied
Rating: R
Summary: Kaz attempts to relieve the mind through the body.
Notes: For
cherrytruck's prompt of Kaz/vibrator, lots of description of Kaz's face and body, bonus if he gets upset at the end. (Needless to say, I didn't manage to confine the emotional turmoil to the end only. XD)
Warnings: For those still making their way through Peace Walker, this may contain spoilers.
[ETA: I've reposted all these and more fics in regular non-capslocky format since, so refer to those posts if you'd like to read them rather than the meme links:
here and
here.]
Prompts Others Filled for Me
VERY HOT ART for Iroquois Pliskin/Vamp, with special attention paid to Snake's Pliskin's MGS2 suit. Worksafe. By Ezio I mean,
nohaijiachi. <3
Hilarious Fic & Art by
cherrytruck for Strangelove/Huey, pegging, "Just pretend you're her." (The sexytimes didn't happen in the end, but the rest of the fic more than makes up for it.) High crack content here, obviously.
Cute Art & Hot Art for Big Boss/Kaz, future curry, "But how will it taste?" by the lovely
cherrytruck.
Art: Looking Down and Whispering "No" by
plus5pencil for Mantis/Rorschach, worst sex ever. In the end they got literally fucked over by Rule 34, Mantis broke the fourth wall in the process, and they both remained so in character despite the situation that it's brilliant. I mean, in context of it being character trolling.
[Warning for this being non-consensual on both sides - the "outside forces made them do it" sort.]
GENIUS PIECE OF ART for when I discovered a certain canon fact and went on to request Kaz/Ocelot, with Zero filming them for his homemade porn stash. Probably not worksafe. A collab by the epic duo of
cherrytruck and
nohaijiachi.
BEAUTIFUL, totally spoiler-free illustration of my 'Morale Drop' fic by
nohaijiachi. (Well, unless you count what Kaz is doing in that moment as a spoiler for the fic. XD) Thank you again for this!
Lovely, haughty-looking art by
cherrytruck for Kaz as Dorian Gray. Because, you know, he doesn't visibly age until he drops dead. As a little bonus, there is also a trolled version of the portrait.
That should be all - so far. At your service. :D