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Get your kids' tonsils removed as soon as they're fucking born. Adult tonsilechtomys hurt.
So I rock up, wait, get into my apron and wait some more. Then I'm in the theatre and I'm watching the anaesthesiologist trying to find my vein with a fat needle... the doctor was holding my hand saying not to watch. After 3 attempts they decided it'd be easier to go for a more visible vein. No shit.
Yeah so half an hour after going under I wake up with needles in my arms and drips going everywhere and an oxygen mask that itched like fuck, AND a nurse all up in my grill asking me to rate my pain on a scale of 1-10. hahahaha.. fuck. So they load me up with morphine to the point where I don't know what the fucks going on, wheel me off to the childrens ward (yeah, I don't know why either) and i wait for my folks to rock up. Yeah so they do and I can't talk because I'm too fucked up on morphine/panadeine forte/anaesthetic to even notice they're there.
...I can't be bothered finishing this because right now, I feel sick from too many painkillers that aren't really killing the pain. Everyone, please don't call me, I can't talk. Messages are all I can do. kthnx. xo.
Also, I won't be out this weekend. clearly.
So I rock up, wait, get into my apron and wait some more. Then I'm in the theatre and I'm watching the anaesthesiologist trying to find my vein with a fat needle... the doctor was holding my hand saying not to watch. After 3 attempts they decided it'd be easier to go for a more visible vein. No shit.
Yeah so half an hour after going under I wake up with needles in my arms and drips going everywhere and an oxygen mask that itched like fuck, AND a nurse all up in my grill asking me to rate my pain on a scale of 1-10. hahahaha.. fuck. So they load me up with morphine to the point where I don't know what the fucks going on, wheel me off to the childrens ward (yeah, I don't know why either) and i wait for my folks to rock up. Yeah so they do and I can't talk because I'm too fucked up on morphine/panadeine forte/anaesthetic to even notice they're there.
...I can't be bothered finishing this because right now, I feel sick from too many painkillers that aren't really killing the pain. Everyone, please don't call me, I can't talk. Messages are all I can do. kthnx. xo.
Also, I won't be out this weekend. clearly.