Galionite Quiz Time

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Ashley: so i saw ____ a couple months ago
Ashley: and guess what
I: what?
I: what?
Ashley: she is pregnant by a fifty year old
I: WHAT
I: WTF WTF
Ashley: hahaha
Ashley: yea
I: WTF
Ashley: how great is that
Ashley: gray hair and all
I: That's terrible
Ashley: they live together
Ashley: i know
I: She's going to be a terrible mom
Ashley: i know
I: OH NO.
Ashley: yea
I: Ashley! I can't believe it
Ashley: i did the same thing
I: WTF
I: Who is this guy?
Ashley: he is a manager at the varsity grill
Ashley: he's a jerk
I: NO!
Ashley: yea
I: Oh, my gosh.