My Knees, the Ongoing Saga

[ouatic_7]

My knees have hurt since I jumped off a low wall at the Chicago Botanic Garden on July 1st, 2005. Anytime they are bent and weight bearing they hurt. This means going up and down stairs (I live in a two story house), sitting down in a chair or getting up or anything similar.

I went to see Dr. Hughes who took x-rays, determined I had arthritis,

Comments

[nokomarie]

The MRI is likely to support the theory that you have phantom pain in both knees and you should take up the president's physical fitness program.

[nelson_bannaba]

So she's just a complainer?

[nokomarie]

And not as fit as the presedent.

[nelson_bannaba]

Which one? They're a whiny crew.

[nokomarie]

The new one. Same age as me, more fit than me.

[ouatic_7]

No! No! He's a surgeon. He'll have to go in.

[nokomarie]

The MRI sees all.

[ouatic_7]

Nothing like the hands on approach...

[nokomarie]

Reiki?

[ouatic_7]

Yeah, where's a good miko when you need one in the Chicago NW suburbs?

[nokomarie]

I'm sure there are a passel of Reiki masters around. Check your nearest herb shops or wellness centers. Right up there with chiropractics and crystal healing.

[ouatic_7]

I think my vibes are too negative.

[nokomarie]

So are mine. I think it would be too much of a test of my courtesy.

[ouatic_7]

We should go together. It would be fun.

For us I mean. Probably not the reiki person.

[nokomarie]

It would be cruel; the reiki person would sense our disbelief.

[ouatic_7]

And your point is?