Woo. Survey.
I figure since someone already grabbed a quote from when I posted this on MySpace, it must be good enough to post again here.
1. Money: Is your god.
2. Sex : lots of squishy noises followed by a big mess.
3. Relationship: I occassionally think that I want another relationship...then I realize, "No. I'm just drunk and horny."
4. Your Last Ex : Was nice, but all my friends didn't think so. Except Elby. Then again, Elby was quite fond of my last ex's sister.
5. Power : Is lots of fun to abuse.
6. Marijuana : Smells like cat piss on a pine tree.
7. Crack : Can be easily acquired in the Seattle Center.
8. Food: is delightful. If served right, its better than sex.
9. The President: Is pretty stupid.
10. War : is an overused term. Seriously, a war on drugs? How will the drugs fight back? Its not a fair fight.
11. Cars : are too expensive.
12. gas prices: Are fine. I really don't care.
13. Oral Sex: is neat. I'm quite fond of recieving fellatio.
14. Politics : are something I read about occassionally so that I'll be pissed off all day long.
15. Religion : What's that?
17. MySpace : gives me something to do at strange hours of the day/night.
18. Worst Fear : Zombies...But then again, I just finished reading the Zombie Survival Guide, so I should be just fine if they attack.
19. Marriage : Whose marriage? I've objected to several marriages throughout the years, but no one ever seems to listen.
20. Fashion : Do what now? what is this?
21. Brunettes: Can be just as pretty or ugly as any other hair color.
22. Redheads: I refuse to date them.
23. Work: is not something I want to do much longer.
24: Pass the time: Drinking!
24: Football: is a waste of my ever precious time.
25. One night stands: Are lots of fun.
26: Pet Peeve : Pretty much everything people do on a regular basis.
27: Pixie Stix : Haven't snorted one of those since I was 8.
28: Vanilla Ice : What about him?
29: Porta Potties: Can be great sources of free toilet paper when you run out at home. Just bring a lighter and melt the plastic where the lock on the TP is. Remove the lock and take the TP.
30: High school: An extended period of mind-numbing indoctrination followed by an immediate feeling of worthlessness.
31: Bad Sex : Can be read about in several of my blogs.
32. Pajamas : mine are either a pair og Guiness boxers or a pair of Thai Fisherman's pants. Depends on my mood.
33. Wood: do you mean a tree or a lob on?
34. Surfers: Eddy Would Go.
35. Pictures: Of what?
1. Money: Is your god.
2. Sex : lots of squishy noises followed by a big mess.
3. Relationship: I occassionally think that I want another relationship...then I realize, "No. I'm just drunk and horny."
4. Your Last Ex : Was nice, but all my friends didn't think so. Except Elby. Then again, Elby was quite fond of my last ex's sister.
5. Power : Is lots of fun to abuse.
6. Marijuana : Smells like cat piss on a pine tree.
7. Crack : Can be easily acquired in the Seattle Center.
8. Food: is delightful. If served right, its better than sex.
9. The President: Is pretty stupid.
10. War : is an overused term. Seriously, a war on drugs? How will the drugs fight back? Its not a fair fight.
11. Cars : are too expensive.
12. gas prices: Are fine. I really don't care.
13. Oral Sex: is neat. I'm quite fond of recieving fellatio.
14. Politics : are something I read about occassionally so that I'll be pissed off all day long.
15. Religion : What's that?
17. MySpace : gives me something to do at strange hours of the day/night.
18. Worst Fear : Zombies...But then again, I just finished reading the Zombie Survival Guide, so I should be just fine if they attack.
19. Marriage : Whose marriage? I've objected to several marriages throughout the years, but no one ever seems to listen.
20. Fashion : Do what now? what is this?
21. Brunettes: Can be just as pretty or ugly as any other hair color.
22. Redheads: I refuse to date them.
23. Work: is not something I want to do much longer.
24: Pass the time: Drinking!
24: Football: is a waste of my ever precious time.
25. One night stands: Are lots of fun.
26: Pet Peeve : Pretty much everything people do on a regular basis.
27: Pixie Stix : Haven't snorted one of those since I was 8.
28: Vanilla Ice : What about him?
29: Porta Potties: Can be great sources of free toilet paper when you run out at home. Just bring a lighter and melt the plastic where the lock on the TP is. Remove the lock and take the TP.
30: High school: An extended period of mind-numbing indoctrination followed by an immediate feeling of worthlessness.
31: Bad Sex : Can be read about in several of my blogs.
32. Pajamas : mine are either a pair og Guiness boxers or a pair of Thai Fisherman's pants. Depends on my mood.
33. Wood: do you mean a tree or a lob on?
34. Surfers: Eddy Would Go.
35. Pictures: Of what?