Pier 54

[otto_octavius]

The gentleman who squats pier 54 invited me over last evening. He wears a monocle, gloves, a top hat, and carries a cane, so I assumed he either has fallen from the upper class or has no idea that he isn't. Either way I was wary

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[vequinox]

Otto! Otto! Otto!

I think you should start a "Dear Otto..." column. Then us fangals can send you questions. Questions like:

"Dear Otto,

Next Friday, I'll be going to a party for our department. It will be filled with muckymucks, graduate students and some French dudes.
Should I go with clothes or without?

Your friend,

Me"

It'd be a hit, trust me.

[scandalmonger]

OMG, that is the most awesome thing I have ever heard. I bet Otto would find some questions entertaining along with helping people. You are genius for coming up with that. I worship you. *bows*

[vequinox]

Oh, jeepers, I probably stole the idea from somewhere else. Actually, I really did. There was a short-lived "Dear Lotor..." column on a Lotor site(that's Lotor from Voltron. Ah, Lotor. Another scalding hot villain.).

P.S. for the Tentacles: What's in the mirror-egg? THE WORLD MUST KNOW.

[otto_octavius]

It's one of the few things they've failed to obliterate in our home. We have it sitting under a heat lamp in the spare room.

My bet is David Bowie, as stated previously. The kids are hoping for candy or a dead body, I think.

[sahtyinepu]

Isn't David Bowie just a few moments shy of being a dead body anyway?

Ziggy may've played guitar, but he didn't age well.

[otto_octavius]

I'm not going to argue the point, 'cause we all know it's true.

Maybe all 5 of us will be right. Perhaps it's a dead David Bowie. Or zombie-David Bowie.

[vequinox]

No, it can't be David Bowie - his egg would be multicolored with pinks and purples, very froofroo. If anything, it's probably Jareth. Y'know, bending the space-time continuum and all that. Mmm, Jaaareth....
Oh....right, where was I?

[otto_octavius]

Go clothed. They can't properly appreciate a nude woman. however, suggest that you might get nude if they themselves are nude.

After that it's up to you if you want to make good on the suggestion.

[vequinox]

There will be - and I am NOT kidding here - a hot tub. A hot tub. What kind of department am I in?!

That would certainly facilitate the nudity, except I was indeed kidding about attending without clothes. Though one of the French Dudes is quite attractive....