(no subject)
The same black line that was drawn on you
Was drawn on me,
And now it's drawn me in...
Sixth Avenue heartache.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (ahh, the usual.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I don't have a working TV.)
× I own lots of books. (I just borrow Louis's)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (I wish I had more games, time to play them, and attention span.)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (...and bloopers!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (No, but I've had two or three that thought we had a "relationship." STALKERS.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Not so much changed as adjusted.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (does a hatchet count?)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (technically, the stairs broke his bones, not me.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (rain, I love. Storms, I fear.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Constantly.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (ew.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (wantwantwant, right?)
× I love sushi. (never had it.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (and stumble over my words)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (No one has fresh breath in the morning. NO ONE.)
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I wish. 'Cause it'd be lost buying an Elton John ticket.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (two half-brothers. Does that make one whole sibling?)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (wigs and fake nails for a costume.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (sometimes...)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I try not to be!)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (It would make it a lot safer...and why not? Their bodies.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Technically.)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (...just...not around...Tulsa.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (WTF, pecked? Yes. KISSed? That, too.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (depends on who's on the other end of the line.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (But only if it's for certain things. And no squealing, pink, or "BUT IT'D BE SO CUUUUUTE.")
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (no, although I probably should be. Heh.)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Very, very, very passively.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (FBI...CSI...PP. Mmmhm.)
× I want to have children in the future. (SDKFJLDFSJSL NO!)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I have two younger siblings. Yes.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Most of my friends are guys.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (And alcohol WITH drugs...I didn't like the after effects.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (I don't think that counts.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Johnny Cash and, like, two other songs...and Bluegrass, but that's different.)
× I would die for my best friends. (it's possible, but...I don't know.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (seeeeeething haaaaatred)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (...amongst other things.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (I don't "date," really.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (...if sleepy.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Not likely.)
× Democrat. (Hahaha.)
× Republican. (Hehehe.)
× I don't even know what I am. (Hohoho.)
× I am punk rockish. (Not like what you mean, no.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Usually, no. The one time it worked and stuck, yes.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (No, but Daniel does and it rocks.)
✓ I can work on a car. (Yep. Thanks to my father.)
✓ I love my job(s). (...wow.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (...wow x2.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (MEGAN.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Nope. I don't like my feet.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Into lots and lots of water.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (...they're cute. Shaddup.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (.....)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Several, in fact.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Or used to be. Haven't practiced in forever, though.)
× I hate office jobs. (I work in a Veterinary OFFICE/clinic, so no.)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (I couldn't claim this if I wanted to.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Well, sort of, but proclaiming to be one sounds idiotic...)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (And, boy, was that a hard lesson to learn.)
× I fall for the worst people. (...used to.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (RAINBOW CANDY RAVER HAPPY YAAAAAAAY. -shot-)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Fucking hate most covers.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (monkeyfeet.)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Both, especially if ponies (pwnies?) count.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Apparently, I talk about feeding the rats.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Yeah, but I'm learning.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (Foot fetish = no.)
✓ I have a tattoo. (And I'm getting it covered with a better one, soon.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Slacked off for a while, but working in an office with free, flavored coffee...whoo.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Yes. They have it coming. Problem would be narrowing it down to just one.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (does a hippi shelf count?)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (...to the extent that I draw...yes.)
× I am ambidextrous. (I tried to make myself, but it didn't work.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I miss that.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I have no problem with naked people. Legalize nudity and run about in the buff!)
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I think this is right since I moved away from most of my friends...and that makes me sad.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (I can do a backbend. That's about it.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business. (No. FBI. Damnit.)
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I'm different, just like ev'ryone else.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory made me bawl. Haha.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (naw, just guns, whips (not from THAT, you perverts!), and...um...mace. AND TASERS.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (.....yeah. A lot.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (it's true, though, so I don't hold a grudge.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (YeahyeahEMOIknow.)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. ("I just can't stand bein' alone. I'm gonna have to change that someday. There's a restless feelin' in my bones, and I know that at times, it just won't go away." -Allison Krauss)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (More than one, usually.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (ew wtf.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (...mostly on my baaaabiieeeeeees. (pets))
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (not usually.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (again, not usually.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Now that I don't live with him? No.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (I dunno. Liberaltarian?)
× I can speak more than one language. (Oes-day Ig-pay Atin-lay ount-cay?)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV. (Sometimes, I'd rather just stare at a movie or show, to be honest.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Hi, Mrs. Pierce, Foster, and Senor. I'm lookin' at you.)
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Memphis in Maaa-aaaay.)
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Wow, someone else had this problem?)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (I was told I was a mistake. Haha, that'll make an 8-year-old happy.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (HAHAHAHAHA!!)
× I am compulsively honest. (I'm more a compulsive liar, to tell the truth.
Wow that's an ironic sentence.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Usually the latter.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Used to. I still like having soft sounds in the background while I drift off.)
✓ I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands. (Only sometimes.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Necklace.)
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Hee, I plan on getting one for work so that I can dye my hair blue. And green. And orange. And purple. And etc.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Actually, more aware of myself, less so of others. Oddly.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (...yeah, yeah.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (If they're stupid...)
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Heh, yeaaaah.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I still miss Mitch.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Hey, if you're good at it, don't mind the gross eyes watching, and it gets you cash...go for it.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (time machine = cool, but I'm not obsessed.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (didn't we all?)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (D&D! I miss it...gotta call the guys.)
✓ I love to sing. (Only all the time.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (BABIESNO.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (...this kind of weirds me out.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (and it was damn cold.)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (mmm bean and potato.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (Bailey's Irish Creme. Heeehehahah.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (God, yes. I'm going to dye Louis's hair in his sleep.)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Can't I combine the two? Where's the "depends on my mood" button?)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (No, but if I'm drawing...and I don't complete it...it PISSES ME OFF. Ha.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (...working on that.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (...silver, not grey, but hey...whatever. Might be fun to dye it.)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (Whyyyyyyyyy?)
× I say random things to freak people out. (Not to freak people out, but just 'cause it bursts out of me like an alien. (Props if you know what I'm quoting.))
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Hahahahano.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (The first part is a yes, the second part, no. Argh.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Very much so.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (isn't that a little oxymoronic?)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (No, but I've ordered 3 for a chai latte.)
Was drawn on me,
And now it's drawn me in...
Sixth Avenue heartache.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (ahh, the usual.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I don't have a working TV.)
× I own lots of books. (I just borrow Louis's)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (I wish I had more games, time to play them, and attention span.)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (...and bloopers!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (No, but I've had two or three that thought we had a "relationship." STALKERS.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Not so much changed as adjusted.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (does a hatchet count?)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (technically, the stairs broke his bones, not me.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (rain, I love. Storms, I fear.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Constantly.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (ew.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (wantwantwant, right?)
× I love sushi. (never had it.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (and stumble over my words)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (No one has fresh breath in the morning. NO ONE.)
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I wish. 'Cause it'd be lost buying an Elton John ticket.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (two half-brothers. Does that make one whole sibling?)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (wigs and fake nails for a costume.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (sometimes...)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I try not to be!)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (It would make it a lot safer...and why not? Their bodies.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Technically.)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (...just...not around...Tulsa.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (WTF, pecked? Yes. KISSed? That, too.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (depends on who's on the other end of the line.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (But only if it's for certain things. And no squealing, pink, or "BUT IT'D BE SO CUUUUUTE.")
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (no, although I probably should be. Heh.)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Very, very, very passively.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (FBI...CSI...PP. Mmmhm.)
× I want to have children in the future. (SDKFJLDFSJSL NO!)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I have two younger siblings. Yes.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Most of my friends are guys.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (And alcohol WITH drugs...I didn't like the after effects.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (I don't think that counts.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Johnny Cash and, like, two other songs...and Bluegrass, but that's different.)
× I would die for my best friends. (it's possible, but...I don't know.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (seeeeeething haaaaatred)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (...amongst other things.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (I don't "date," really.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (...if sleepy.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Not likely.)
× Democrat. (Hahaha.)
× Republican. (Hehehe.)
× I don't even know what I am. (Hohoho.)
× I am punk rockish. (Not like what you mean, no.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Usually, no. The one time it worked and stuck, yes.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (No, but Daniel does and it rocks.)
✓ I can work on a car. (Yep. Thanks to my father.)
✓ I love my job(s). (...wow.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (...wow x2.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (MEGAN.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Nope. I don't like my feet.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Into lots and lots of water.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (...they're cute. Shaddup.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (.....)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Several, in fact.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Or used to be. Haven't practiced in forever, though.)
× I hate office jobs. (I work in a Veterinary OFFICE/clinic, so no.)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (I couldn't claim this if I wanted to.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Well, sort of, but proclaiming to be one sounds idiotic...)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (And, boy, was that a hard lesson to learn.)
× I fall for the worst people. (...used to.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (RAINBOW CANDY RAVER HAPPY YAAAAAAAY. -shot-)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Fucking hate most covers.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (monkeyfeet.)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Both, especially if ponies (pwnies?) count.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Apparently, I talk about feeding the rats.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Yeah, but I'm learning.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (Foot fetish = no.)
✓ I have a tattoo. (And I'm getting it covered with a better one, soon.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Slacked off for a while, but working in an office with free, flavored coffee...whoo.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Yes. They have it coming. Problem would be narrowing it down to just one.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (does a hippi shelf count?)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (...to the extent that I draw...yes.)
× I am ambidextrous. (I tried to make myself, but it didn't work.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I miss that.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I have no problem with naked people. Legalize nudity and run about in the buff!)
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I think this is right since I moved away from most of my friends...and that makes me sad.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (I can do a backbend. That's about it.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business. (No. FBI. Damnit.)
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I'm different, just like ev'ryone else.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory made me bawl. Haha.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (naw, just guns, whips (not from THAT, you perverts!), and...um...mace. AND TASERS.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (.....yeah. A lot.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (it's true, though, so I don't hold a grudge.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (YeahyeahEMOIknow.)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. ("I just can't stand bein' alone. I'm gonna have to change that someday. There's a restless feelin' in my bones, and I know that at times, it just won't go away." -Allison Krauss)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (More than one, usually.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (ew wtf.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (...mostly on my baaaabiieeeeeees. (pets))
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (not usually.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (again, not usually.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Now that I don't live with him? No.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (I dunno. Liberaltarian?)
× I can speak more than one language. (Oes-day Ig-pay Atin-lay ount-cay?)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV. (Sometimes, I'd rather just stare at a movie or show, to be honest.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Hi, Mrs. Pierce, Foster, and Senor. I'm lookin' at you.)
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Memphis in Maaa-aaaay.)
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Wow, someone else had this problem?)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (I was told I was a mistake. Haha, that'll make an 8-year-old happy.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (HAHAHAHAHA!!)
× I am compulsively honest. (I'm more a compulsive liar, to tell the truth.
Wow that's an ironic sentence.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Usually the latter.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Used to. I still like having soft sounds in the background while I drift off.)
✓ I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands. (Only sometimes.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Necklace.)
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Hee, I plan on getting one for work so that I can dye my hair blue. And green. And orange. And purple. And etc.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Actually, more aware of myself, less so of others. Oddly.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (...yeah, yeah.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (If they're stupid...)
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Heh, yeaaaah.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I still miss Mitch.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Hey, if you're good at it, don't mind the gross eyes watching, and it gets you cash...go for it.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (time machine = cool, but I'm not obsessed.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (didn't we all?)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (D&D! I miss it...gotta call the guys.)
✓ I love to sing. (Only all the time.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (BABIESNO.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (...this kind of weirds me out.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (and it was damn cold.)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (mmm bean and potato.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (Bailey's Irish Creme. Heeehehahah.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (God, yes. I'm going to dye Louis's hair in his sleep.)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Can't I combine the two? Where's the "depends on my mood" button?)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (No, but if I'm drawing...and I don't complete it...it PISSES ME OFF. Ha.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (...working on that.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (...silver, not grey, but hey...whatever. Might be fun to dye it.)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (Whyyyyyyyyy?)
× I say random things to freak people out. (Not to freak people out, but just 'cause it bursts out of me like an alien. (Props if you know what I'm quoting.))
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Hahahahano.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (The first part is a yes, the second part, no. Argh.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Very much so.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (isn't that a little oxymoronic?)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (No, but I've ordered 3 for a chai latte.)