This is gonna be published one day...

[otterumpa]

This is a story about Charles.
Charles is a monkey.

==mm==mm==
( )oo( )
| | | |
| | | |
@( . . )@
( o * )
| _ |
| ( ) |
oooo oooo
( )0_0( )
| |
| |
| |
/ /

Charles was a pretty good monkey.
Not spectacular, nor amazing, but pretty good.
Charles lived at a Hindu temple.
One day, a group of people Charles had never seen before came to visit the temple.
One of the visitors had a baseball cap.

/_____\____
\_Hat____/

Charles liked the hat very much, even though it looked a little like a tank with the word "Hat" on it.
He thought he would look smashing in this hat.
In fact, the thought made him so happy, he grinned.

==mm==mm==
( )oo( )
| | | |
| | | |
@( n n )@
( o * )
| _ |
| ( ) |
oooo oooo
( )0_0( )
| |
| |
| |
/ /

So he decided to take it.
But the hat belonged to Steve, and Steve didn't want his hat to be taken.
"No, Charles," he said, "this is my hat. You should not steal things."

=o {No, Charles, this is etc. etc.)

Steve was much less defined than Charles, and also he had no body.
Charles left the hat alone.
He was sad.

==mm==mm==
( )oo( )
| | | |
| | | |
@( T T )@
( x * )
| _ |
| ( ) |
oooo oooo
( )0_0( )
| |
| |
| |
/ /

Steve was not.

d=D {I am happy!)

Everyone lived happily ever after.
Except Charles.
He never got his hat.

The End!