Feb 19, 2005 21:34
Look at me
My depth perception must be off again.
You got much closer than I thought you did.
Louis was missing a USB cord, therefore...this started.
OtterUmpa: Oh, Megan said you could borrow her cord (that sounds dirty) if you needed.
Louis12143: tell her thank you, but I think mine will turn up eventually.
OtterUmpa: "New and improved Demon Chow, now with more intestines!"
OtterUmpa: Megan said "Whatevar! Fine then, see if I'm ever nice to him AGAIN."
OtterUmpa: "Bitch."
Louis12143: slut.
OtterUmpa: "Heheheheee...and I wonder why people hate me! -drinks coke-"
OtterUmpa: Oooh
OtterUmpa: Cold.
Louis12143: I think she knows what she can do with her cord.
OtterUmpa: -nearly chokes on cherry coke-
OtterUmpa: "He can do that himself, 'cause he's a nasty whore and I never wanna speak to him again! Hmph!"
OtterUmpa: Hehehehe...-giggles-
OtterUmpa: I havin' fun. Way too much fun.
OtterUmpa: Mom: "ch-ch-ch-chia!"
Louis12143: Louis: "Ch-ch-ch-what the fuck?"
OtterUmpa: xDDD -dies laughing-
OtterUmpa: This is going on my LJ.
Louis12143: and tell Megan that I can't do it myself, because I don't know where my cord is.
OtterUmpa: Megan: You're a fatherless imp.
Louis12143: I'm okay with that.
OtterUmpa: [Megan gives you the silent treatment]
OtterUmpa: -has the hiccups-
Louis12143: -doesn't-
OtterUmpa: ...shuddup. Bragger.
OtterUmpa: =B
Louis12143: by the way, I think the interestingness of everything I say ought to be upgraded substantially, since I'm studying furiously as I talk to you. If i'm only using a fraction of my total mindpower to communicate with you guys, that automatically makes me proportionally wittier, no?
OtterUmpa: Number one: Interestingness? Totally not a word, but kudos.
Number two: ...you are witty. I am not. Word.
Number three: Megan said "only whores are witty"
Number four: "I am witty"
Number five...I am not witty...I am no whore.
OtterUmpa: ...Susan is witty
OtterUmpa: Mom: I wanna tatto.
OtterUmpa: with two "o"s
Louis12143: how can you be sure she doesn't want one with only one 'o'?
Louis12143: you should ask just to make sure.
OtterUmpa: Two.
Louis12143: damn.
OtterUmpa: Mom: Two. It's a real one, then.
Me:....Okay.
OtterUmpa: Hahah!
OtterUmpa: I rock
OtterUmpa: You have no cookie! Megan and I do!
Louis12143: but I have...uh...chex mix!
Louis12143: all your cookie are belong to us.
OtterUmpa: And ice cream! And soup. And 'Tatos. And cheesecake. And strawberries. And coke. And crack. Not really. And Dr. Pepper. And ravioli. And psssshtlahgfjkld;an!
OtterUmpa: ...yey.
OtterUmpa: @11 j00r b@s3 arr b310ng 2 uz!!1
Louis12143: j00 ken h3v my b@s3 if I ken h3v j00r c00kie.
OtterUmpa: n0.
Louis12143: damn.
...Told you I'd post it.