Smartwool and Goat Sperm
So today I spent about 3 and a half hours straight... organizing socks. That's why they pay me the big bucks. There's a huge wall of socks that I had to organize by brand, type, weight, and size. After that a young couple came in looking at daypacks and started arguing, then the argument got heated and switched over from English to German. It was odd because they had no accent whatsoever, the guys family had deep hickish accents, and according to Dave they spoke very fluent and improper. When they left we had a discussion about Germany and how he couldn't buy a meal in Germany that didn't have pork in it, because Germans LOVE their pork. I told him that Germans will serve you nothing but pork because they've taken a more pacifist way of getting rid of the Jews... I'm not sure if he was offended by that or just didn't know what to say. I doubt he was too offended, seeing that this is the same guy that made me listen to a song called "Goat Sperm" when we were closing.