Comments | otterdoc: Pet Food Recall

otterdoc

Mar 24, 2007 15:32

Undoubtedly the recall of Menufoods, Iams, Eukanuba, Hill's Science Diet, etc. is not news to anyone ( Read more... )

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kurtmrufa March 24 2007, 23:50:19 UTC

We should all feed our doggies homeopathetique aflatoxin tab-letts.

otterdoc March 25 2007, 03:31:09 UTC

Only if they're raw and you have a bowl studded with antitoxin healing crystals.

-M.

kurtmrufa March 25 2007, 03:58:30 UTC

Wait! Are those ORGANIC healing crystals?

otterdoc March 25 2007, 05:15:11 UTC

Yes, of course they're domestically grown organic all-natural crystals. From a co-op. On reclaimed inner city land.

-M.

kurtmrufa March 25 2007, 13:45:29 UTC

But will they interfere with the fung-shway of my vomikin rockwelder's red festiva's magnetotherapy neuticles

otterdoc March 25 2007, 14:47:56 UTC

Yes, unless you have me give the bordello vaccine that I've homopathically developed here in my kitchen.

-M.

(And man, you win. Hilarious. :D)

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