ASPEN
What a gorgeous place.
So there I was with a bunch of lawyers (Sean's wife's peeps) and a surgeon in the most uppity place both geographically and socially in the world!
Yet to true form, I showed up to the 3 story cabin with a bottle of tequila and sporting a coon skin hat I snagged in Portland, and of course I had one for Sean.
Should of seen us farting over the town on mopeds as our coon tails flapped gently in the minty air.
I shit 5 times a day from the altitude, the hiking, and the 8 pounds of meat and 3 gallons of beer I drank every day.
Not to mention the watermelon mojitos, which were, insert lisp, fab-u-luss, we called them homo-itos.
So there I was with a bunch of lawyers (Sean's wife's peeps) and a surgeon in the most uppity place both geographically and socially in the world!
Yet to true form, I showed up to the 3 story cabin with a bottle of tequila and sporting a coon skin hat I snagged in Portland, and of course I had one for Sean.
Should of seen us farting over the town on mopeds as our coon tails flapped gently in the minty air.
I shit 5 times a day from the altitude, the hiking, and the 8 pounds of meat and 3 gallons of beer I drank every day.
Not to mention the watermelon mojitos, which were, insert lisp, fab-u-luss, we called them homo-itos.