Bitchy McBitchypants
Bitchy McBitchypants is me, FYI. Here's the deal. On july 31, I ordered these adorable pig cufflinks for my fiance from Etsy. Yes, the very same pig cufflinks from that episode of the Simpsons when Lisa almost married that British guy!
So anyways, girl making the cufflinks assured me they would be here by his birthday. His birthd's August 24th, so I thought "Sweet! I'm in the clear! It'll be here by then and it will be AWESOME!"
Come August 26th...nothing. I've emailed her a total of 5 times. It started off with me innocently asing about my pig cufflinks whereabouts and ETA. The emails slowly grew bitchier and bitchier. Girl has the nerve to completely ignore my emails! Even the nice ones! WTF?!?!?!? Here's the lastest email gem:
This is the second time I've tried contacting you via email. I don't understand why you don't answer emails. It just looks bad on your part, FYI. I'm still awaiting my purchase from you. The purchase was going to be a birthday gift but that ship has sailed. Have you even made my purchase yet? Have you even sent it out?
If you have sent it out and it was lost in the mail, I apologize. However, I'm starting to think you haven't made my purchase seeing that you're dodging my emails. Very suspicious. I hope you enjoy my $28. I enjoy having wasted $28.
I will be contactng Etsy if I do not recieve my purchase by this Monday. That would make it exactly a month (or 4 and 1/2 weeks, which is 1 and 1/2 weeks past what YOU promised) late.
I wouldn't be so upset if you just answered your emails! Come on, girl! Don't keep me in the dark! I want to know what the hold up is. All you need to do is click 'reply', make up some answer to satisfy me, and hit 'send'! Easy peasy!
If you reply to this, thank you! If not, enjoy being reported!
~Christine
P.S. Yes, I am fully aware of the fact that I sent you the same message to your Etsy account but you're not even going to bother reading either, so what's the point?
P.P.S. You quoted in your invoice to me that I should feel free to contact you anytime. It's sooooo much fun contacting someone who ignores you! Especially someone who took $28 from you! Awesome!
So anyways, girl making the cufflinks assured me they would be here by his birthday. His birthd's August 24th, so I thought "Sweet! I'm in the clear! It'll be here by then and it will be AWESOME!"
Come August 26th...nothing. I've emailed her a total of 5 times. It started off with me innocently asing about my pig cufflinks whereabouts and ETA. The emails slowly grew bitchier and bitchier. Girl has the nerve to completely ignore my emails! Even the nice ones! WTF?!?!?!? Here's the lastest email gem:
This is the second time I've tried contacting you via email. I don't understand why you don't answer emails. It just looks bad on your part, FYI. I'm still awaiting my purchase from you. The purchase was going to be a birthday gift but that ship has sailed. Have you even made my purchase yet? Have you even sent it out?
If you have sent it out and it was lost in the mail, I apologize. However, I'm starting to think you haven't made my purchase seeing that you're dodging my emails. Very suspicious. I hope you enjoy my $28. I enjoy having wasted $28.
I will be contactng Etsy if I do not recieve my purchase by this Monday. That would make it exactly a month (or 4 and 1/2 weeks, which is 1 and 1/2 weeks past what YOU promised) late.
I wouldn't be so upset if you just answered your emails! Come on, girl! Don't keep me in the dark! I want to know what the hold up is. All you need to do is click 'reply', make up some answer to satisfy me, and hit 'send'! Easy peasy!
If you reply to this, thank you! If not, enjoy being reported!
~Christine
P.S. Yes, I am fully aware of the fact that I sent you the same message to your Etsy account but you're not even going to bother reading either, so what's the point?
P.P.S. You quoted in your invoice to me that I should feel free to contact you anytime. It's sooooo much fun contacting someone who ignores you! Especially someone who took $28 from you! Awesome!