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:33 < furth entry | accidental voice

May 16, 2011 23:09

[The device had fallen to the ground-- the sounds of a fight can be heard initially! Hissing... insane honking? And the general sound of a FIGHT, whatever that is. However, after a few seconds of this there is a scream.

And then it falls silent, only for a honk to be heard, and then some text will appear in Nepeta's usual green font:]

:o)

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honk honk motherfucker, motherfucking honk, :o), honk, honk honk honk honk

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text! 4llth3just1c3 May 17 2011, 03:13:04 UTC

N3P3T4??
N3P3T4 4NSW3R TH1S 1F YOU 4R3 OK!!!

>:|

action! 4llth3just1c3 May 17 2011, 03:16:53 UTC

[And of course there's no response, so after a few moments of silence, Terezi grabs her cane and leaves.

Stupid, stupid, stupid. She should have kept a closer eye on Gamzee. Karkat had told her this was going to happen. And if she was too late, if Nepeta was...

Terezi heads towards Xanadu at a sprint.]

hemocidal May 17 2011, 03:48:54 UTC

[Of course there's no response. This troll has got motherfucking important places to be and no time to be sitting around chatting.

Not when there's motherfucking miracles to be made.

Green was a pretty good color - right in the middle, you know? - but all good artists know it's hard to make monochrome masterpieces. Needs some nice contrasting shit up in there. Like human red. Fucking nice. Gamzee's got it smeared across his face and hands and mixing with the green already drying on the juggling club in one hand. His own purple is dripping down his face from three deep scratch wounds - partially hidden by the extremely cool sunglasses and cute blue kitty hat he's now wearing - but he doesn't really seem to give a fuck.

This is possibly because he's pretty busy repeatedly bashing some no longer identifiable sap into mushy human paste.]

4llth3just1c3 May 17 2011, 03:53:59 UTC

[Terezi only needs to follow the sickening stench of blood to find Gamzee. She curls her lip in distaste when she sees the gore splattered all around him. Nepeta is nowhere in sight, though the scent of her blood is thick in the air.

She raises her cane. Best to give him a chance to come peacefully.]

Gamzee.

hemocidal May 17 2011, 04:18:34 UTC

[He stops mid-swing as soon as he hears her voice, eyes rolling to focus on her. It sure is polite of your peasant blood victims to come to you. Saves a lot of leg work, really, and maybe if he wasn't an insane clown, it might get sort of tiring to brain people constantly.

When he speaks, it's in a almost inaudible whisper.]

Be careful where you're pointing that, bitchtits.

[He reaches down and grabs his late buddy by the hair, tugging up with a lovely snapping sound. This time, he's almost shouting.]

YOU'LL MOTHERFUCKING TAKE SOMEONE'S MOTHERFUCKING EYE OUT.

4llth3just1c3 May 17 2011, 04:29:03 UTC

[It's disturbing, seeing harmless, dopey Gamzee like this. Terezi keeps her face impassive, not lowering her cane. She doesn't want to hurt him. He's her friend. But what he did to Nepeta...]

Where is Nepeta?

hemocidal May 17 2011, 04:48:31 UTC

Heh. Miss kitty is showing us her miracles.

[There's a few seconds of silence before Gamzee erupts into near hysterical laughter.

It sounds like a goose being murdered violently with a chainsaw.]

YOU WANT TO MOTHERFUCKING JOIN HER?

4llth3just1c3 May 17 2011, 04:54:55 UTC

[She frowns, tightening her grip on her cane.]

Gamzee, I do not want to fight you.

[Don't make her, please.]

Come with me and we can deal with this.

hemocidal May 17 2011, 05:01:34 UTC

Honk.

[He twists the hand holding the head, and it comes free from the squishy body.]

THEN DON'T MOTHERFUCKING FIGHT BACK, MOTHERFUCKER.

[Heads up for the incoming head projectile]

4llth3just1c3 May 17 2011, 05:03:53 UTC

[She isn't fast enough to dodge it. She is fast enough to swat it away with her cane, and is splattered with blood for her efforts.

Gross.]

Why did you hurt her?

hemocidal May 17 2011, 05:08:50 UTC

[Because I was not raised to be a polite young troll and play nicely with my friends.]

Shut up.

4llth3just1c3 May 17 2011, 05:10:39 UTC

[She hesitates, then takes a step forward.]

Did you want to?

hemocidal May 17 2011, 05:18:47 UTC

[The juggling club twitches ever so slightly in one hand.]

I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP.

4llth3just1c3 May 17 2011, 05:22:03 UTC

[But she doesn't, because thinking about Nepeta screaming like that, seeing the lacerations across Gamzee's face that are clearly from her claws - it's making her angry. Her voice gets just a bit louder.]

Where is she?

hemocidal May 17 2011, 05:38:48 UTC

[She just won't stop with the MOTHERFUCKING questions. Enough of this fucking around with the peasant blood - time to make her blood actually useful for something.

Gamzee lunges forward, swinging the club with two hands for the side of her head.]

4llth3just1c3 May 17 2011, 05:41:01 UTC

[She throws her cane up to block the swing, but he is fast, and strong, and the blow makes her stagger back. She recovers relatively quickly and unsheathes the blades from her cane, slashing at his chest.]

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