HELLO! YOU HAVE MAIL!
GUESS WHAT TRUE BELIEVERS?
Today, during a period that maybe be noon, morning or night, you will unwrap your Scrumdidlyumptious Bar and find a GOLDEN TICKET!
Please be prepared to sing! :D
In anycase, the assignments have been chosen! You will receive the name and information of your lucky target victim mark recipient soon! As noted, assignments are due right around the IDES OF MARCH!
THIS MEANS IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASSIGNMENT DONE YOU WILL BE STABBED BY SENATORS! D< NO ONE SHALL SPEAK AT YOUR FUNERAL.
NO ONE.
Okay? Once you receive your assignment, please RSVP here at THIS POST or send me a confirmation email! They'll all be coming from HamburgerJack@hotmail.com.
Now, can't do it? Don't like it? General whining? Talk to the Jack or the K8 via email. We'll think of something!