So, I adore my Foreign Relations professor. He brought in "fast food" bread/ham/cheese and "slow food" bread/ham/cheese as part of a discussion about globalization and corporatism via the food industry.
Somehow or another we got into a semi-philosophical discussion about ham. What is "ham"? So he sent a follow-up e-mail with a link to an article from the Onion.
www.theonion.com/content/node/27794