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Dear CNN,
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... Really? Do we have nothing else to cover? Nothing at all? You're seriously debating what church Barack Obama is gonna join in DC?
Okay, fine, I'll roll with it. Let's start here:
Christian -> Protestant -> UCC
There's a real easy way to find out how many UCC churches you've got in your neighborhood. You go to the UCC's website and do the "find a church" thing. Bam. 10 churches within 6 miles of Washington, DC.
Washington People's Congregational has the largest membership of all the churches listed there.
Why does this matter? I figure it'd be mildly uncomfortable having the President attend a church of only 35 people. His SS people would boost the member total up to like... 50, easy.
Anyway, there's my prediction. :'D Also: fuck the political ramifications of what church he picks. If you guys - read: media - pay more attention to his minister's sermons than you do his decisions as the Chief? You're fucking dumbbbbbbbb.
... but we knew that.
wry yes, I am back. Sort of.