man i haven't updated in a long time....
ok so the past like week ive been going around telling people that are in the honors program or are really smart that they lack common sense and since im so dumb i have oodles of common sense... i was even able to prove this...
so there is this kid jonathan(known as peterpan to harris') and he is from oceanside, ca and guess what i was born in oceanside, ny! it was cool when i first saw his name tag and was like NO WAY!!! haha anyway he got a package the other day and i just happened to bump into him in the mailroom when he got it so hes like lets see what i got so im like ok....
ok it takes him forever to open this box... hes like umm hmm how to open this? and hes like clawing at the tape so im like jonathan let me get my key so you can kinda cut it and hes goes OMG I HAVE A KEY!!! im lik ok so whip it out so ok then he starts cutting the wrong places... like the parts of the box wtithout the crack... so then im like um what are you doing? thats not the openning spot and i show him the correct spot and hes like but i want to open it this way im like ok um you need to have 3 sides that are open that you can cut the tape of and one side that folds and u can open... not 3 folded sides and one open side... so finally after i show him teh propper way to open a box he got it open... thank God i was there at the right time to assist him
so then i tell him its ok i got common sense and you honors people got book smarts and hes like im not in honors and im like oohhh um well your smart and hes like yeah i was invited into the honors program... im like you idiot that counts as being a smart honors worthy person lol so since then ive always told him the common sense way of doing stuff and all that but um last night i seemed to have lacked my common sense and omg im even referred to as common sensical.. someone called me that maybe it was tory or jonathan.. hmm someone did lol
ok so last night i did a stupid thing... first me, renee and marie decide we are gonna take julie's car out and do something cuz we're bored so we finally find the keys after searching everywhere and we figure its ok to take it since she said we can use it whenever we want as long as we gas it up so were like ok lets do it... so we see eric in the parking lot and hes like what are you guys doing and we're liek we are gonna go get the car so hes like wll im going up the hill so we go hey eric we can give you a ride and hes like SWEET!!!
omg this kid is so cool... he has some damage from birth or something caused by the nurse and so he is normal but can't walk as well or speak clearly but his brain is fully like awesome and he is normal and perfectly fine despite his appearance and its amazing to see him like playing sports and stuff with everyone... rumor has it hes the best frisbeer around... so we drop off eric in the projects! omg hes like ok im gonna go start some fights and us girls are hysterically laughing in the car at eric causing fights and hes like you guys better visit me in the hospital so i go as hes getting out im like hey eric what kind of candy do you like so we can bring you some when we visit you and hes like snickers but wait i wont have any teeth so some kind of liquid! lol hes so funny so then we decide to go down the big hill and and then decide what to do
so while we are going down the hill im like omg the best part about having a car is offering people going down the hill rides so we decide it will be awesome to just sit on the hill in the car all day and drive people up and down and sure enough there is a girl walking down the hill by herself at night so we go OH NO! and offer her a ride, she jumps in back with me cuz renee is driving and i never call shot gun like marie had done... so we are driving down and we spot jess and matt on teh bench so im like STOP! REVERSE!!! so renee reverses up the hill and im like JESS!!! and she goes COURTNEY?!?!?!? im like YEAH ITS ME!!! shes like WHOS CAR???? anyway i go GET IN!!! so we kidnap kinda jess and matt then drop the girl off at the coffeehouse and oh yeah shes from the homeland... then we pick up tory and so its me, renee, marie,tory, jess and matt in this 5 seater... fun stuff! cuz we all wore seat belts... me and jess shared the hump!!!
then we decided we'd get gas but after tory decided she wanted to go back so we dropped her off then headed to kings which is like a diner kinda... anyway we wait forever! get in there and i take forever to order just a chocolate milk for a beverage then i ordered chocolate chip pancakes! YUM! so we are getting out and going back into the car and i go to the rear left hand side passenger's door to get in and somehow my right eyebrow/side of head smacks into the door frame when i opened the door and as a reflex my head decides to smack the left side against the door and then ok i go flying across the back seat! and i just couldnt believe that that happened so im like hysterically laughing and holding onto my head which looks like im crying but i couldnt open my eyes cuz idk my body is like stay closed and im like guys im NOT CRYING!!! just so they knew lol but it didnt really hurt it was just really weird and funny and so everyone is freaking out like omg are you okay? and so marie and renee run back to kinds to get me ice! haha so ok my eyebrow like blew up haha but then when i woke up today the swelling went down and just a red line is going across my eyebrow.. im so lucky
oh so when we got back to scotus we told julie and shes like um no you cant just take my car andwe are like omg we are so sorry we misunderstood and im sitting there like omg im so dumb why didnt i just call her? idk i lacked common sense last night! but then we are like we gassed your car and shes like ok well nvm if you wanna take my car and gas it up thats a different story... anytime! so she was fine with it lol but i still really feel guilty.. oh well ive learned my lesson and that concludes my story on common sense
so there is this kid jonathan(known as peterpan to harris') and he is from oceanside, ca and guess what i was born in oceanside, ny! it was cool when i first saw his name tag and was like NO WAY!!! haha anyway he got a package the other day and i just happened to bump into him in the mailroom when he got it so hes like lets see what i got so im like ok....
ok it takes him forever to open this box... hes like umm hmm how to open this? and hes like clawing at the tape so im like jonathan let me get my key so you can kinda cut it and hes goes OMG I HAVE A KEY!!! im lik ok so whip it out so ok then he starts cutting the wrong places... like the parts of the box wtithout the crack... so then im like um what are you doing? thats not the openning spot and i show him the correct spot and hes like but i want to open it this way im like ok um you need to have 3 sides that are open that you can cut the tape of and one side that folds and u can open... not 3 folded sides and one open side... so finally after i show him teh propper way to open a box he got it open... thank God i was there at the right time to assist him
so then i tell him its ok i got common sense and you honors people got book smarts and hes like im not in honors and im like oohhh um well your smart and hes like yeah i was invited into the honors program... im like you idiot that counts as being a smart honors worthy person lol so since then ive always told him the common sense way of doing stuff and all that but um last night i seemed to have lacked my common sense and omg im even referred to as common sensical.. someone called me that maybe it was tory or jonathan.. hmm someone did lol
ok so last night i did a stupid thing... first me, renee and marie decide we are gonna take julie's car out and do something cuz we're bored so we finally find the keys after searching everywhere and we figure its ok to take it since she said we can use it whenever we want as long as we gas it up so were like ok lets do it... so we see eric in the parking lot and hes like what are you guys doing and we're liek we are gonna go get the car so hes like wll im going up the hill so we go hey eric we can give you a ride and hes like SWEET!!!
omg this kid is so cool... he has some damage from birth or something caused by the nurse and so he is normal but can't walk as well or speak clearly but his brain is fully like awesome and he is normal and perfectly fine despite his appearance and its amazing to see him like playing sports and stuff with everyone... rumor has it hes the best frisbeer around... so we drop off eric in the projects! omg hes like ok im gonna go start some fights and us girls are hysterically laughing in the car at eric causing fights and hes like you guys better visit me in the hospital so i go as hes getting out im like hey eric what kind of candy do you like so we can bring you some when we visit you and hes like snickers but wait i wont have any teeth so some kind of liquid! lol hes so funny so then we decide to go down the big hill and and then decide what to do
so while we are going down the hill im like omg the best part about having a car is offering people going down the hill rides so we decide it will be awesome to just sit on the hill in the car all day and drive people up and down and sure enough there is a girl walking down the hill by herself at night so we go OH NO! and offer her a ride, she jumps in back with me cuz renee is driving and i never call shot gun like marie had done... so we are driving down and we spot jess and matt on teh bench so im like STOP! REVERSE!!! so renee reverses up the hill and im like JESS!!! and she goes COURTNEY?!?!?!? im like YEAH ITS ME!!! shes like WHOS CAR???? anyway i go GET IN!!! so we kidnap kinda jess and matt then drop the girl off at the coffeehouse and oh yeah shes from the homeland... then we pick up tory and so its me, renee, marie,tory, jess and matt in this 5 seater... fun stuff! cuz we all wore seat belts... me and jess shared the hump!!!
then we decided we'd get gas but after tory decided she wanted to go back so we dropped her off then headed to kings which is like a diner kinda... anyway we wait forever! get in there and i take forever to order just a chocolate milk for a beverage then i ordered chocolate chip pancakes! YUM! so we are getting out and going back into the car and i go to the rear left hand side passenger's door to get in and somehow my right eyebrow/side of head smacks into the door frame when i opened the door and as a reflex my head decides to smack the left side against the door and then ok i go flying across the back seat! and i just couldnt believe that that happened so im like hysterically laughing and holding onto my head which looks like im crying but i couldnt open my eyes cuz idk my body is like stay closed and im like guys im NOT CRYING!!! just so they knew lol but it didnt really hurt it was just really weird and funny and so everyone is freaking out like omg are you okay? and so marie and renee run back to kinds to get me ice! haha so ok my eyebrow like blew up haha but then when i woke up today the swelling went down and just a red line is going across my eyebrow.. im so lucky
oh so when we got back to scotus we told julie and shes like um no you cant just take my car andwe are like omg we are so sorry we misunderstood and im sitting there like omg im so dumb why didnt i just call her? idk i lacked common sense last night! but then we are like we gassed your car and shes like ok well nvm if you wanna take my car and gas it up thats a different story... anytime! so she was fine with it lol but i still really feel guilty.. oh well ive learned my lesson and that concludes my story on common sense