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Good morning.
I saw a talking winged hobbit last night. I vaguely recall getting kicked a bit. This is normal.
I was in Gondor. Now I am not. I vaguely recall a long time spent traveling and another equally long time spent screaming and running away from Erendis' kids.
I also remember passing out last night.
Why is Grima in my bed?
I will address this in a moment.
First, some poems inspired by my time in Gondor.
Ahem.
Your eyes are like two big brown things
Your hair like golden gold
It is you I would follow to the end of time
It is you I long to hold
Come and be my snuggly bear
I'll be your sweetie pie
To you I'll never be a pig
To you I'll never lie
and...
Alcawyn, my sweetest maid
Your eyes are like the sky
Your skin is fair as marble
How I wish you could be mine
Your hair is like the blessèd sun
And though I hate to sound crass
For fear of your Rohirric mother
I cannot describe your... other attributes
Thank you. Now back to the angry cat person curled up beside me. Need armor...
poems written by Zlot
I saw a talking winged hobbit last night. I vaguely recall getting kicked a bit. This is normal.
I was in Gondor. Now I am not. I vaguely recall a long time spent traveling and another equally long time spent screaming and running away from Erendis' kids.
I also remember passing out last night.
Why is Grima in my bed?
I will address this in a moment.
First, some poems inspired by my time in Gondor.
Ahem.
Your eyes are like two big brown things
Your hair like golden gold
It is you I would follow to the end of time
It is you I long to hold
Come and be my snuggly bear
I'll be your sweetie pie
To you I'll never be a pig
To you I'll never lie
and...
Alcawyn, my sweetest maid
Your eyes are like the sky
Your skin is fair as marble
How I wish you could be mine
Your hair is like the blessèd sun
And though I hate to sound crass
For fear of your Rohirric mother
I cannot describe your... other attributes
Thank you. Now back to the angry cat person curled up beside me. Need armor...
poems written by Zlot