6.13.07
there was this one time, when a small child came up to a ledge and said out loud "i was looking at mommy's pictures and there was one where she was dead, but she isn't dead. Maybe she was just tooting." later on that day he bought a duck for three pennies and went home to find his mother dead on the floor. only the floor was a picture and his mother was holding it over her face. the boy didn't know what to do so he picked up his duck and rode a bull to the nearest town. while there he saw amazing things and traded his duck for a yo-yo, three pieces of chewing gum and a pair of socks. the child put the socks over his ears and stuck the yo-yo to his nose using the gum. he rode the bull back home where he found his mother dead on the floor. only the floor was really a curtain and his mom wasn't dead at all, she was sitting on the porch with his father, wearing only her panties and a bra.