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Walked into the kitchen and thought 'There's a bad smell in here. I wonder what's going on. Could it be that I left something in the fridge too long and its gone and developed sentience again?' No. What has actually happened, is that in a moment of complete titdom, I have left the freezer door ever so slightly ajar.
The food is soggy, fousty and generally completely and totally mankit.
Bollocks.
Naturally, I threw it out, before realising that earlier we had realised that the backdoor key is completely gnawsed, meaning that I wouldn't be able to remove the rubbish bag from the flat until tomorrow.
Double bollocks.
I remember when my little brother was very, very young he used to be of the firm belief that elephants made everything funny. His favourite joke ran thusly.
Him: Knock knock
Whoever: Who's there?
Him: An elephant
Whoever: . . .
Him: Hahaha.
This, naturally has nothing to do with the preceding rantings about the fridge and the smell haunting the kitchen. But I was thinking about it earlier.
The food is soggy, fousty and generally completely and totally mankit.
Bollocks.
Naturally, I threw it out, before realising that earlier we had realised that the backdoor key is completely gnawsed, meaning that I wouldn't be able to remove the rubbish bag from the flat until tomorrow.
Double bollocks.
I remember when my little brother was very, very young he used to be of the firm belief that elephants made everything funny. His favourite joke ran thusly.
Him: Knock knock
Whoever: Who's there?
Him: An elephant
Whoever: . . .
Him: Hahaha.
This, naturally has nothing to do with the preceding rantings about the fridge and the smell haunting the kitchen. But I was thinking about it earlier.