(19) because I could not stop for Vin
The Fate of the Furious
Anthony Lane
Because I could not stop for Vin-
He would not stop for me-
But drove his Dodge straight at the hood
Of my-Infiniti-
The Fast-& Furious-has reached
Installment number Eight-
In which the vital word of Fast
Has been replaced by-Fate-
A Diesel going Rogue-alas-
Has left his Friends in shock-
He even swings a Wrecking Ball-
In vain-to crush the Rock-
The Villain is Charlize Theron-
Who makes the Streets explode-
Yet she was more a bomb-ass Bitch
In Mad Max-Fury Road-
The Stunts that gild the Franchise are
The sickest ever seen-
The modes of Transport now include
A-fucking-Submarine
You feel-however-that the Guys
Are racing Lamborghinis-
To sublimate a swelling wish
To wave around their-Weenies-
Anthony Lane
Because I could not stop for Vin-
He would not stop for me-
But drove his Dodge straight at the hood
Of my-Infiniti-
The Fast-& Furious-has reached
Installment number Eight-
In which the vital word of Fast
Has been replaced by-Fate-
A Diesel going Rogue-alas-
Has left his Friends in shock-
He even swings a Wrecking Ball-
In vain-to crush the Rock-
The Villain is Charlize Theron-
Who makes the Streets explode-
Yet she was more a bomb-ass Bitch
In Mad Max-Fury Road-
The Stunts that gild the Franchise are
The sickest ever seen-
The modes of Transport now include
A-fucking-Submarine
You feel-however-that the Guys
Are racing Lamborghinis-
To sublimate a swelling wish
To wave around their-Weenies-