In the same vein as that video where the kiwi (spoilers!) dies, I present you
LongCat's Song.
In a shocking display of financial indiscipline, I've ordered all of Buffy.
At work, I'm building a set of programs in a very architectural manner. That's my idealized narrative. I'm really spending most of the time tracking down memory leaks (not supposed to happen in Python) and trying to remember what older pieces of code do. In the end, I can only praise/blame myself.
I shouldn't be awake now. I should be reading The Norton History of Chemistry and trying to fall asleep.