a joke I found funny

[otcub]

I may end up in a place I may not like for this but hey I had to giggle.

THE SEVEN DWARFS GO TO SEE THE POPE &,BECAUSE THEY ARE "THE SEVEN DWARFS," THEY
GET USHERED IN.DOPEY LEADS THE PACK "DOPEY, MY SON," SAYS THE POPE,"WHAT CAN I
DO FOR YOU?"
DOPEY ASKS,"EXCUSE ME, YOUR EXCELLENCY,BUT ARE THERE ANY DWARF NUNS IN ROME?"
THE POPE WRINKLES HIS BROW AT THE ODD QUESTION,THINKS FOR A MOMENT & ANSWERS,"NO
DOPEY,THERE ARE NO DWARF NUNS IN ROME."
IN THE BACKGROUND A FEW OF THE DWARFS BEGIN GIGGLING.DOPEY TURNS AROUND GIVES
THEM A GLARE,SILENCING THEM.DOPEY TURNS BACK TO FACE THE POPE."YOUR WORCHIP,ARE
THERE ANY DWARFS IN ALL OF EUROPE?"
THE POPE,PUZZLED AGAIN,THINKS FOR A MOMENT & THEN ANSWERS,"NO DOPEY,THERE ARE NO
DWARF NUNS IN ALL OF EUROPE."
THIS TIME ALL THE OTHER DWARFS BURST INTO LAUGHTER.ONCE AGAIN, DOPEY TURNS &
SILENCES THEM ALL WITH AN ANGRY GLARE.
DOPEY TURNS BACK TO THE POPE & SAYS,"MR. POPE, ARE THERE ANY DWARF IN THE WHOLE
WORLD?"
THE POPE ANSWERS,"I'M SORRY,MY SON,THERE ARE NO DWARF NUNS ANYWHERE IN THE
WORLD."
THE OTHER DWARFS COLLAPSE INTO A HEAP,ROLLING,& LAUGHING,
POUNDING ON THE FLOOR,TEARS ROLLING DOWN THEIR CHEEKS AS THEY BEGIN CHANTING:
"DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN."
"DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!"