Dear buttmunch....
Dear Neighbors,
This is a letter of thanks. Thank you coming in at 2:30 in the morning and standing outside my door laughing like hyenas, you are right, I don’t need uninterrupted sleep. Your creativity marvels me… small ponds on the bathroom floor? Marvelous! Stupendous. I’ve always loved puddle jumping, how thoughtful. Thank you for waking me up hours before I need to get up. Yes, slamming doors are a delightful way to get violently jarred from your sleep, how did you know?
In conclusion. Fuck you.
Lots of Love,
Your Neighbor (yes the quiet one)
This is a letter of thanks. Thank you coming in at 2:30 in the morning and standing outside my door laughing like hyenas, you are right, I don’t need uninterrupted sleep. Your creativity marvels me… small ponds on the bathroom floor? Marvelous! Stupendous. I’ve always loved puddle jumping, how thoughtful. Thank you for waking me up hours before I need to get up. Yes, slamming doors are a delightful way to get violently jarred from your sleep, how did you know?
In conclusion. Fuck you.
Lots of Love,
Your Neighbor (yes the quiet one)