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[otakuline53]

Thank GOD it's the last day. I think I'm going to fall apart, and then those other two jackasses will come sell my limbs and organs on the black market, or something. I HATE YOU GUYS.

It'll be good to get back home, though. I miss my Jump.

Uh, and he was saying something about...tryouts? Did you guys want to...uh...

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[arcadeking52]

Don't such a fucking pussy. If I died I'd let you guys sell my body parts for money. IT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO, JACKASS.

NO.

[otakuline53]

OH. WELL OKAY THEN, FINE. I JUST WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE, IS ALL.

But...

[arcadeking52]

NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TO. IF YOU DO DIE, THOUGH TRY NOT TO FALL APART OR RUIN YOUR BODY, CUZ THAT WAY WE CAN SELL YOU TO THAT CRAZY GERMAN MAN WHO MAKES STATUES OUT OF BODIES BY FILLING THEM WITH PLASTIC OR WHATEVER.

NO!

[otakuline53]

OKAY FINE, I'LL TRY. THAT SEEMS KIND OF COOL ANYWAY.

I'll ask Monji...

[arcadeking52]

Hah, yeah. That's what I want for when I die.

Phhftt.

[otakuline53]

Seriously. Then I want to be placed on top of a mountain. Surrounded by fucking lillies, those flowers are badass. And rabbits too. Killer rabbits.

Look, it might be fun!

[arcadeking52]

If you're gonna have gay-ass flowers and bunnies with you on the mountain, the mountain is gonna have to be pretty small. Otherwise they'd die.

With Hiruma as the captain? Yeah, right.

[otakuline53]

THEY ARE NOT GAY. And why would they die?

At least we'd win.

[arcadeking52]

Totally are so. And they'd die because there wouldn't be enough air and it would be really cold and stuff.

....winning would be cool...

[otakuline53]

ARE NOT.

Oh.

I know, right...?

[arcadeking52]

Are so!

Yeah, yeah. Okay. I guess we could try it out for a while.

[otakuline53]

Are not.

Awesome! We just have to make it look like we don't want to.

[arcadeking52]

Are so.

That shouldn't be too hard.

[otakuline53]

Are not.

Yeah, for sure.

[arcadeking52]

Are SO.

[otakuline53]

ARE NOT.