Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I bought porn for spectaculaire (10 points). In January I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In May I pulled scoreatouchdown 's hair (-5 points). In October I gave happycakeichigo a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1013 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
otakufanrenge
[[ooc: B-but I don't want a moldy sandwich!]]