Are youa buckeye or just a nut?

Sep 12, 2005 12:54

What does it really mean to be a buckeye?

1. Doing a belly smacker in a lake in Ohio in middle November at night in front of 10,000 of your closest family members.

2. Having such a hatred for M*ch*g*n that you buy gas (when the tank is full) in Ohio before crossing into that state up north, just so you don't spend any money there.

3. Teaching your 7 year old kid to extend his middle finger upon the arrival of the Wolverines into Ohio Stadium.

4. Catching yourself singing Hang on Sloopy while taking a shower.

5. Skipping class the entire week leading up to the M*ch*g*n game.

6. Wearing a "Fuck Michigan" shirt on a Christian college campus!

7. Knowing all the words to "Fight the Team."

8. Actually eating a buckeye.

9. Transferring to Ohio State from another school because you were actually getting sick of not being a buckeye!

10. Wiping your butt with Wolverine fur after taking a dump.

11. Making out with the fight song on behind you.

12. Transferring to Ohio State after transferring to another school from Ohio State!

13. Buying a C-deck ticket to OSU/MICH for $1,000.00.

But what truly makes you a Buckeye?

Making out with a member of TBDBITL!!!!!! GO BUCKS!!!!
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