Sep 12, 2005 12:54
What does it really mean to be a buckeye?
1. Doing a belly smacker in a lake in Ohio in middle November at night in front of 10,000 of your closest family members.
2. Having such a hatred for M*ch*g*n that you buy gas (when the tank is full) in Ohio before crossing into that state up north, just so you don't spend any money there.
3. Teaching your 7 year old kid to extend his middle finger upon the arrival of the Wolverines into Ohio Stadium.
4. Catching yourself singing Hang on Sloopy while taking a shower.
5. Skipping class the entire week leading up to the M*ch*g*n game.
6. Wearing a "Fuck Michigan" shirt on a Christian college campus!
7. Knowing all the words to "Fight the Team."
8. Actually eating a buckeye.
9. Transferring to Ohio State from another school because you were actually getting sick of not being a buckeye!
10. Wiping your butt with Wolverine fur after taking a dump.
11. Making out with the fight song on behind you.
12. Transferring to Ohio State after transferring to another school from Ohio State!
13. Buying a C-deck ticket to OSU/MICH for $1,000.00.
But what truly makes you a Buckeye?
Making out with a member of TBDBITL!!!!!! GO BUCKS!!!!